Dumb Ways to Die

歌名	Dumb Ways to Die
歌手	Oliver McGill
专辑	Dumb Ways To Die

原歌词

[00:04.880]	Set fire to your hair
[00:07.186]	Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
[00:11.744]	Eat medicines that’s out of date
[00:16.499]	Use your private parts as piranha bait
[00:20.498]	Dumb ways to die
[00:23.797]	So many dumb ways to die
[00:27.669]	Dumb ways to die
[00:30.156]	So many dumb ways to die
[00:36.098]	Get your toast out with a fork
[00:39.126]	Do your own electrical work
[00:43.106]	Teach yourself how to fly
[00:47.396]	Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie
[00:51.626]	Dumb ways to die
[00:55.900]	So many dumb ways to die
[00:59.096]	Dumb ways to die
[01:02.446]	So many dumb ways to die
[01:07.379]	Invite a psycho killer inside
[01:08.806]	Scratch a drug dealer’s brand new ride
[01:13.007]	Take your helmet off in outer space
[01:17.317]	Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place
[01:21.136]	Dumb ways to die
[01:25.070]	So many dumb ways to die
[01:29.770]	Dumb ways to die
[01:32.906]	So many dumb ways to die
[01:38.797]	Keep a rattlesnake as a pet
[01:39.568]	Sell both your kidneys on the Internet
[01:43.434]	Eat a tube of superglue
[01:47.425]	“I wonder what’s this red button do?”
[01:51.869]	Dumb ways to die
[01:54.406]	So many dumb ways to die
[01:59.096]	Dumb ways to die
[02:02.966]	So many dumb ways to die
[02:10.685]	Dress up like a moose during hunting season
[02:16.978]	Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason
[02:22.076]	Stand on the edge of a train station platform
[02:26.655]	Drive around the boomgates at a level crossing
[02:32.580]	Run across the tracks between the platforms
[02:34.370]	They may not rhyme but they’re quite possibly
[02:37.395]	The dumbest ways to die
[02:42.278]	Dumbest ways to die
[02:45.368]	Dumbest ways to die
[02:50.078]	So many dumb
[02:54.590]	So many dumb ways to die

歌词翻译

[00:04.880]	放火烧你的头发
[00:07.186]	拿根棍子戳灰熊
[00:11.744]	吃上一堆过期的药
[00:16.499]	用私处去钓食人鱼
[00:20.498]	蠢蠢的死法
[00:23.797]	好多种蠢蠢的死法
[00:27.669]	蠢蠢的死法
[00:30.156]	好多种蠢蠢的死法
[00:36.098]	用根叉子去拿吐司
[00:39.126]	电工活儿你自己来
[00:43.106]	自学飞机怎么开
[00:47.396]	吃一块两星期都没放冰箱的派
[00:51.626]	蠢蠢的死法
[00:55.900]	好多种蠢蠢的死法
[00:59.096]	蠢蠢的死法
[01:02.446]	好多种蠢蠢的死法
[01:07.379]	把杀人狂请进门
[01:08.806]	在毒贩的新车上划道痕
[01:13.007]	在外太空脱下你的头盔
[01:17.317]	悄悄地躲在干衣机里
[01:21.136]	蠢蠢的死法
[01:25.070]	好多种蠢蠢的死法
[01:29.770]	蠢蠢的死法
[01:32.906]	好多种蠢蠢的死法
[01:38.797]	养只响尾蛇当宠物
[01:39.568]	把两个肾都在网上卖掉
[01:43.434]	吃上一管万能胶
[01:47.425]	我想知道这个红色按钮是干啥用的?
[01:51.869]	蠢蠢的死法
[01:54.406]	好多种蠢蠢的死法
[01:59.096]	蠢蠢的死法
[02:02.966]	好多种蠢蠢的死法
[02:10.685]	在狩猎季节里扮成一头驼鹿
[02:16.978]	闲着没事惹一窝马蜂
[02:22.076]	站在火车站的站台边缘
[02:26.655]	开车绕过铁轨前的禁行栏杆
[02:32.580]	冲过火车站台之间的铁轨
[02:34.370]	它们虽然不押韵却很可能是
[02:37.395]	最蠢的死法
[02:42.278]	最蠢的死法
[02:45.368]	最蠢的死法
[02:50.078]	好多种蠢蠢的
[02:54.590]	好多种蠢蠢的死法