解构巴赫

歌名	解构巴赫
歌手	Gewandhausorchester Leipzig
专辑	Swinging Bach

原歌词

[00:00.00]	作曲 : 巴赫
[00:01.00]	作词 : Daryl Runswick
[00:04.51]
[00:04.51]	J. S. Bach had a little problem.
[00:10.96]	J. S. Bach was in a fix.
[00:17.01]	J. S. Bach couldn't find an answer.
[00:26.48]	What to do?
[00:37.76]	I've written most of a rather fabulous work!
[00:46.95]	Toccata, it's in D minor, but now I'm feeling a bit of a jerk.
[00:56.48]	I can't think of what should come after it.
[01:11.10]
[01:11.10]	Now, said his wife, who was resting up after her 33rd child.
[01:29.32]	Johann, my dear, you should just go to bed.
[01:42.64]	Something always comes up.
[02:05.29]
[02:05.29]	Don't be a twit!
[02:08.28]	It's a real crisis and I'm working to a deadline.
[02:10.89]	What can I fit?
[02:13.42]	What to fit after the great toccata
[02:16.08]	Maybe it needs to be something faster
[02:18.49]	I haven't got a clue
[02:19.54]	and in a week the piece is due
[02:21.01]	I'm in a panic.
[02:25.16]	I'm stuck like glue.
[02:34.62]
[02:34.62]	Don't get your knickers in a twist, Johann,
[02:45.26]	'Those are only notes,' you've always said. ‘
[02:58.38]	There's only twelve so use your head
[03:05.06]	How many arrangements of twelve notes can there possibly be? 12
[03:14.86]
[03:14.86]	That's a problem I don't want to deal with
[03:17.39]	How many permutations on C and D and E and F and G, A, B is a thing that I never heard of.
[03:22.77]	You can leave that to Arnold Schönberg
[03:25.40]	He is the person to do that twelve-tone thing
[03:32.16]
[03:32.16]	No! No!
[03:37.05]	It isn't the answer, I haven't the foggiest.
[03:45.42]	What am I gonna do?
[03:48.92]	I'm all in a panic
[03:56.79]	Aaah, no.
[04:00.03]	What can I do?
[04:06.31]	I've finished my toccata but I have no fugue
[04:15.37]	(Phone ringing)
[04:22.80]	Ah... and now I've got the fugue!
[04:40.04]	undefined

歌词翻译

[00:04.51]	（d小调托卡塔与赋格BWV 565-托卡塔部分）
[00:04.51]	巴赫遇到了一点小问题
[00:10.96]	巴赫陷入了困境
[00:17.01]	巴赫找不到办法
[00:26.48]	怎么办？
[00:37.76]	我已经写过无数不可思议的作品
[00:46.95]	托卡塔，是D小调的，但现在让我感到我有点蠢
[00:56.48]	我想不出后面应该接什么
[01:11.10]	(d小调双小提琴协奏BWV 1043第二乐章)
[01:11.10]	这时，正在哄他的第三十三个孩子入睡的妻子说
[01:29.32]	约翰，我亲爱的，你应该上床睡觉了
[01:42.64]	该来的总是会来的
[02:05.29]	(第二管弦乐组曲BWV 1067第七曲诙谐曲)
[02:05.29]	别开玩笑了！
[02:08.28]	这是真正的危机，我得赶上截止日期
[02:10.89]	我该配上什么呢？
[02:13.42]	什么才能配得上这段伟大的托卡塔呢？
[02:16.08]	也许来段快速的？
[02:18.49]	我毫无线索
[02:19.54]	还有一个礼拜就要交稿了
[02:21.01]	我陷入了恐慌
[02:25.16]	不能自拔
[02:34.62]	（第三管弦乐组曲BWV 1068第二曲—“G弦上的咏叹调”）
[02:34.62]	不要为此恼火，约翰
[02:45.26]	音符只是音符，’你时常这样说
[02:58.38]	一共只有12个音符而已，所以全开的你的大脑吧
[03:05.06]	个音符能有多少种可能组合？
[03:14.86]	（F调第二勃兰登堡协奏BWV 1047第三乐章）
[03:14.86]	我可不想应付这个问题
[03:17.39]	我从未听说过什么C，D，E，F和G，A，B有多少种组合
[03:22.77]	你可以把这个问题留给阿诺尔德·勋伯格
[03:25.40]	他才是搞十二音那些东西的人
[03:32.16]	(d小调托卡塔与赋格BWV 565-托卡塔部分)
[03:32.16]	不！不！
[03:37.05]	这不是答案，我毫无头绪
[03:45.42]	我该怎么办！
[03:48.92]	我彻底陷入恐慌
[03:56.79]	啊，不
[04:00.03]	我还能做什么？
[04:06.31]	我写完了我的托卡塔却没有赋格
[04:15.37]	(铃声：d小调托卡塔与赋格BWV 565-赋格部分)
[04:22.80]	啊…现在我有赋格啦！
[04:40.04]