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Halleluiah, dads and mommies, cowboys, rebles, yanks and commies, |
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buy yourselves some real red-blooded fun. |
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If you want to make the grade, |
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you've got to have a hand grenade, |
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and a fully automatic G.I. gun (改进的M1911手枪). |
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So buy a gun for your son right away, sir. |
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Shake his hand like a man and let him play, sir. |
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Let his little mind expand, place a weapon in his hand. |
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For the skills he learns today will someday pay, sir. |
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Pound that kid into submission, |
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till he's mastered nuclear fission. |
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Buy him plastic warheads by the store. |
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Once he's got the taste of blood, |
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He's gonna sneak up on his buddies, |
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starting his own thermo-nuclear war. |
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So buy a gun for your son right away, sir. |
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Shake his hand like a man and let him play, sir. |
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Let his little mind expand, place a weapon in his hand. |
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For the skills he learns today will someday pay, sir. |
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Buy him khakis and fartigues, |
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and sign him up in little leagues, |
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and give him calisthenics as a rule. |
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Once you've banished fear and dread, |
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then pat his seven-year-old head, |
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and send him off to military school. |
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So buy a gun for your son right away, sir. |
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Shake his hand like a man and let him play, sir. |
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Let his little mind expand, place a weapon in his hand. |
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For the skills he learns today will someday pay, sir. |
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Once he's grown to be a man, |
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he might get tired of blasting granny, |
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then you'll see a cisis coming on. |
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Don't get worried, don't get nervous. |
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Send that kid into service, |
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let him rise into the Pentagon (本意五边形). |
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At the Pentagon he'll rise. |
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The president he will advice. |
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His reputation growing all the while. |
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With your picture on the wall, |
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he'll get that long-awaited call, |
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and press the firing buttons with a smile. |
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So buy a gun for your son right away, sir. |
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Shake his hand like a man and let him play, sir. |
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Let his little mind expand, place a weapon in his hand. |
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For the skills he learns today will someday pay, sir. |