The Real Slim Shady

歌名	The Real Slim Shady
歌手	Eminem
专辑	Platinum Collection 2001

原歌词

[00:02]	May I have your attention please?
[00:06]	May I have your attention please?
[00:08]	Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
[00:11]	I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
[00:16]	We're going to have a problem here
[00:18]	Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before
[00:20]	jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door
[00:23]	started whoopin her ass worse than before
[00:25]	they first get divorced throwing her over furniture (scream)
[00:27]	It's the return of the
[00:28]	"Oh wait, no way, your kidding, he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
[00:32]	And Dr Dre said
[00:33]	....Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (haha)
[00:36]	Feminist women love Eminem
[00:38]	Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him
[00:41]	look at him, walking around grabbing his you know what
[00:43]	limpin' to you know who "yeah, but hes so cute though"
[00:45]	Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
[00:47]	but no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms
[00:50]	Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose,
[00:52]	but can't, but its cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
[00:55]	my bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips
[00:56]	and if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss
[00:59]	and that's the message that we deliver to little kids
[01:01]	and expect them not to know what a womens clitoris is.
[01:03]	Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
[01:05]	by the time they hit 4th grade,
[01:07]	they got the discovery channel don't they?
[01:08]	We ain't nothing but mammals; well some of us cannibals
[01:10]	who cut other people open like cantaloupes.
[01:13]	But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
[01:16]	then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
[01:18]	But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote.
[01:20]	Women wave your panty hoes, sing the chorus and it goes...
[01:22]	I'm Slim Shady
[01:23]	Yes I'm the real Shady
[01:24]	All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[01:26]	So won't the real Slim Shady...
[01:28]	Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
[01:31]	becuase I'm Slim Shady
[01:32]	Yes I'm the real Shady
[01:33]	All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[01:35]	So won't the real Slim shady...
[01:37]	Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
[01:40]	Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
[01:43]	Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too.
[01:45]	You think I give a damm about a Grammy?
[01:47]	Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me.
[01:50]	"But Slim what if u win wouldn't it be weird?"
[01:52]	Why? So you guys can just lie to get me here?
[01:54]	So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears.
[01:56]	Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
[01:59]	So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
[02:01]	And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first.
[02:03]	Little bitch put me on blast on MTV
[02:05]	"yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim, hehe"
[02:08]	I should download her audio on mp3
[02:10]	And show the whole world how you gave Eminem V.D. (scream)
[02:12]	I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me
[02:15]	So I've been sent here to destroy you
[02:17]	And theres a million of us just like me
[02:19]	Who cuss like me
[02:20]	Who just don't give a fuck like me
[02:21]	Who dress like me
[02:22]	Walk, talk and act like me
[02:23]	It just might be the next best thing
[02:25]	But not quite me
[02:26]	I'm Slim Shady
[02:27]	Yes I'm the real Shady
[02:28]	All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[02:30]	So won't the real Slim Shady...
[02:32]	Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
[02:35]	becuase I'm Slim Shady
[02:36]	Yes I'm the real Shady
[02:37]	All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[02:40]	So won't the real Slim shady...
[02:41]	Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
[02:44]	I'm like a headtrip to listen to
[02:46]	Cause I'm only giving you
[02:47]	things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
[02:49]	The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of ya'll
[02:52]	And I don't gotta be false or sugar coated at all
[02:54]	I just get on the mic and spit it
[02:56]	And whether you like to admit it (rip)
[02:57]	I just shit it better than 90% of you rappers out there
[03:00]	Then you wonder how can kidz eat up these albums like valiums.
[03:03]	Its funny cuz at the rate im going when I'm 30
[03:05]	Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirty.
[03:07]	Pinching nurses asses when I'm jackin' off with Jergens and I'm jerking
[03:10]	But this whole bag of viagra isn't working
[03:12]	And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin'
[03:14]	He could be workin at Burger King spitten on your onion rings
[03:16]	Or in the parking lot circling
[03:19]	screaming I don't give a fuck
[03:20]	With his windows down and system up
[03:22]	So will the real Shady, please stand up
[03:23]	and put one of those fingures on each hand up
[03:26]	and to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
[03:28]	and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
[03:30]	Cuz I'm Slim Shady
[03:31]	Yes I'm the real Shady
[03:32]	All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[03:35]	So won't the real Slim Shady...
[03:36]	Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
[03:39]	becuase I'm Slim Shady
[03:40]	Yes I'm the real Shady
[03:41]	All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[03:44]	So won't the real Slim shady...
[03:45]	Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
[03:49]	I'm Slim Shady
[03:50]	Yes I'm the real Shady
[03:51]	All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[03:53]	So won't the real Slim Shady...
[03:54]	Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
[03:58]	becuase I'm Slim Shady
[03:59]	Yes I'm the real Shady
[04:00]	All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[04:02]	So won't the real Slim shady...
[04:03]	Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up

歌词翻译

[00:02]	请大家听好了！
[00:06]	请大家听好了！
[00:08]	请真正的 Slim Shady 起立！
[00:11]	我再重复：请真正的 Slim Shady 起立！
[00:16]	我们这有麻烦了。
[00:18]	你们一个个都表现得象是头一回见到白人一样
[00:20]	下巴都贴到地上了，就好象 Pam 一样，看见 Tommy 突然冲进门来。
[00:23]	然后他开始越来越疯狂地追逐她的屁股。
[00:25]	其实之前他们已经离婚了，他把她扔得老远。
[00:27]	这是XX的回归
[00:28]	“啊~等等，不能等了，你在开玩笑吧他说的并不是我认为他做过的事，对吗？”
[00:32]	接下来 Dr.Dre 说...
[00:33]	白痴！什么也没说！Dr.Dre 早就死了，他的尸体被我锁在地下室了！哈哈！
[00:36]	女权主义的娘们特别“喜爱” 埃米纳姆。
[00:38]	七嘴八舌的谈论着 Slim Shady，“我讨厌他，
[00:41]	你瞧瞧他那样儿，走来走去地，手里抓着他那个...你知道是啥东西，
[00:43]	朝着...你知道是谁...抖来抖去。”“没错，可是他挺帅！”
[00:45]	是的，我也许真的脑袋里缺了两颗螺丝钉。
[00:47]	但至少比你父母卧室里发生的那些事情要正常一点。
[00:50]	有时，我真想在电视上撒撒野。
[00:52]	但可惜做不到，不过 Tom Green 那家伙和一只驼鹿尸体嘿嘿嘿这件事还是挺酷的。
[00:55]	我的屁股在你嘴边，我的屁股在你嘴边。
[00:56]	如果我够幸运的话你可以亲它一小口。
[00:59]	这就是我们想要灌输给小朋友的讯息。
[01:01]	并且期望他们永远不知道女人的阴\|蒂是啥。
[01:03]	可是他们总有一天会知道什么是性\|交。
[01:05]	当他们到了四年级的时候，
[01:07]	他们还有探索频道可看，不是吗？
[01:08]	“我们都不过是哺乳动物”没错，有的还是食人动物呢。
[01:10]	这些食人动物把其他的人切开就象切开羚羊一样。
[01:13]	但是既然我们可以和动物尸体以及羚羊做\|爱。
[01:16]	那就没理由说人与人之间不乱交。
[01:18]	但如果你喜欢,我倒有个法子。
[01:20]	女士扪摇起你们的袜裤,齐声合唱！
[01:22]	我是Slim Shady。
[01:23]	没错，我是真的Slim Shady。
[01:24]	你们这些Slim Shady不过是我的复制品。
[01:26]	而不是真的Slim Shady。
[01:28]	请站起来,请站起来,请站起来...
[01:31]	我是Slim Shady。
[01:32]	没错，我是真的Slim Shady。
[01:33]	你们这些Slim Shady不过是我的复制品。
[01:35]	而不是真的Slim Shady。
[01:37]	请站起来,请站起来,请站起来...
[01:40]	威尔史密斯在他的说唱里破口大骂才卖得出去。
[01:43]	我也能，所以去他妈的，也去你们妈的！
[01:45]	你们以为我老子会管格莱美的屁事？
[01:47]	你们这群批评家一半以上都受不了我，更别提支持我了。
[01:50]	“但是Slim，如果你得奖了呢？这不会很奇怪吗”
[01:52]	为什么,你们这帮混蛋把我骗到这里，
[01:54]	所以你们能让我和Britney Spears坐一起，
[01:56]	操，Christina Aguilera最好和我换座，
[01:59]	所以我就能坐在Carson Daly 和Fred Durst 旁
[02:01]	然后听她们争吵着先对谁示好。
[02:03]	小贱人在MTV上惹火了我。
[02:05]	"是的,他的确很帅,但我想他已经和Kim,结婚了,呵呵"
[02:08]	我应该把她的歌下到MP3里
[02:10]	让全世界看看你是怎么让埃米纳姆染上性病的。
[02:12]	我对你们这群男男女女的组合感到恶心。
[02:15]	所以我被送到这里来毁灭你们。
[02:17]	这里有数百万像我这样的人，
[02:19]	像我一样咒骂，
[02:20]	什么都不管。
[02:21]	穿的像我，
[02:22]	走路，说话，动作都像我。
[02:23]	那也可能只是个好事，
[02:25]	但绝不是我。
[02:26]	我是Slim Shady ，
[02:27]	我是真的Slim Shady ，
[02:28]	你们这些Slim Shadys不过是模仿我，
[02:30]	而不是真的Slim Shady 。
[02:32]	请站起来,请站起来,请站起来...
[02:35]	我是Slim Shady ，
[02:36]	我是真的Slim Shady ，
[02:37]	你们这些Slim Shadys不过是模仿我，
[02:40]	而不是真的Slim Shady 。
[02:41]	请站起来,请站起来,请站起来...
[02:44]	我像个头头,
[02:46]	因为我只给了你
[02:47]	在卧室里和你的朋友开的漫无边际的玩笑。
[02:49]	唯一不同的,我可以在你们面前尽情地玩，
[02:52]	我不会失败,或根本不会被糖卡住嗓门，
[02:54]	我只要麦克风然后开始表演。
[02:56]	不管你承认与否，
[02:57]	我比你们这群Rapper里90%的人骂得都好。
[03:00]	然后你们就会想知道为啥小孩们像磕了药一样要我的专辑。
[03:03]	很有趣.当我30了
[03:05]	那时我是养老院里唯一可以调情的人。
[03:07]	当我还在和Jergens糊搞时摸护士门的屁股。
[03:10]	一大袋的指示器都不能工作。
[03:12]	人人都是Slim Shady，
[03:14]	他可能在汉堡王工作，而且还在你的洋葱圈上吐口水。
[03:16]	或者在停车场转来转去。
[03:19]	大喊着，去你妈的！
[03:20]	当他的车窗放下来，车都启动了。
[03:22]	所以真正的Shady请站起来。
[03:23]	把每双手的那根手指都竖起来。
[03:26]	然后去骄傲吧，去放纵吧，去失去理智吧。
[03:28]	再来一次，越大声越好，说什么？
[03:30]	我是Slim Shady ，
[03:31]	我是真的Slim Shady ，
[03:32]	你们这些Slim Shadys不过是模仿我，
[03:35]	而不是真正的Slim Shadys，
[03:36]	请站起来,请站起来,请站起来...
[03:39]	我是Slim Shady ，
[03:40]	我是真的Slim Shady ，
[03:41]	你们这些Slim Shadys不过是模仿我，
[03:44]	而不是真正的Slim Shadys，
[03:45]	请站起来,请站起来,请站起来...
[03:49]	我是Slim Shady ，
[03:50]	我是真的Slim Shady ，
[03:51]	你们这些Slim Shadys不过是模仿我，
[03:53]	而不是真正的Slim Shadys，
[03:54]	请站起来,请站起来,请站起来...
[03:58]	我是Slim Shady ，
[03:59]	我是真的Slim Shady ，
[04:00]	你们这些Slim Shadys不过是模仿我，
[04:02]	而不是真正的Slim Shadys
[04:03]	请站起来,请站起来,请站起来...