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[ti:christmas in jail] |
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[ar:jonathan coulton] |
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[al:one christmas at a time] |
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[offset:-100] |
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Old Daddy can't be there for Christmas |
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I'm sure your Momma told you things |
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Well first, she never understood me |
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But I don't want to talk about that now |
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Now, Daddy hates to be away from you at Christmas |
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But don't you worry, I'm doing fine inside |
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I made you a toothpick Eiffel Tower |
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I got three squares and I'm making a kinda wine |
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This punishment is cruel and unusual |
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Well I did my best, but the system said I failed |
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Don't lie awake and wonder whether Santa visits me |
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There's even Christmas in jail |
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Well I had a stack of presents for you, darlin' |
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Though the sheriff took them down to Evidence |
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Now, I don't want to put this burden on you |
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Would you have your mother bring me cigarettes? |
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You know you're always first in my affection |
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With good behavior, I'll be out in two |
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As far as all that money that went missing |
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Well it's not for your mother, it's for you (minus expenses) |
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This punishment is cruel and unusual |
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Well I did my best, but the system said I failed |
| [01:50.96][02:45.52][03:03.81][03:12.86] |
Don't lie awake and wonder whether Santa visits me |
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There's even Christmas in jail |
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Yessir |
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Well the Mess Hall's serving turkey tetrazinni |
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I got my stocking hung up right above the john, yep |
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From my little window, I can see the starlight |
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They're the same old stars that you'll be wishing on |
