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Well, I was feelin' sad and feelin' blue, |
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I didn't know what in the world I was gonna do, |
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Them Communists they wus comin' around, |
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They wus in the air, |
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They wus on the ground. |
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They wouldn't gimme no peace. . . |
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So I run down most hurriedly |
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And joined up with the John Birch Society, |
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I got me a secret membership card |
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And started off a-walkin' down the road. |
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Oh boy, I'm a real John Bircher now! |
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Look out,you commies！ |
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Now we all agree with ***' views, |
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Although he killed six million Jews. |
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It don't matter too much that he was a Fascist, |
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At least you can't say he was a Communist! |
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That's to say like if you got a cold you take a shot of malaria. |
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Well, I wus lookin' everywhere for them Reds. |
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I got up in the mornin' 'n' looked under my bed, |
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Looked the stove, behind the door, |
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Looked in the glove compartment of my car. |
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Couldn't find 'em . . . |
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I wus lookin' everything behind the chair. |
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I wus lookin' for them Reds everywhere, |
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I looked way up my chimney hole, |
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I even looked deep inside my toilet bowl. |
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They got away . . . |
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Well, I wus sittin' home alone an' started to sweat, |
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Figured they wus in my T.V. set. |
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I peeked behind the picture frame, |
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Got a shock from my feet, hittin' right up in the brain. |
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Them Reds did it! |
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I know they did . . . them hard-core ones. |
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I quit my job so I could work alone, |
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Then I changed my name to Sherlock Holmes. |
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Followed some clues from my detective bag |
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And discovered they wus red stripes on the American flag! |
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Ol' Betty Ross . . . |
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Well, I investigated all the books in the library, |
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Ninety percent of 'em gotta be burned away. |
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I investigated all the people that I knowed, |
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Ninety-eight percent of them gotta go. |
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The other two percent are fellow Birchers . . . just like me. |
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Now Eisenhower, he's a Russian spy, |
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Lincoln, Jefferson and that Roosevelt guy. |
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To my knowledge there's just one man |
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That's really a true American: George Lincoln Rockwell. |
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I know for a fact he hates Commies cus he picketed the movie Exodus. |
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Well, I fin'ly started thinkin' straight |
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When I run outa things to investigate. |
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Couldn't imagine doin' anything else, |
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So now I'm sittin' home investigatin' myself! |
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Hope I don't find out nothing . . . hmm, great God! |
