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Now I'm a fellow with a heart of gold |
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With the ways of a gentleman I've been told |
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A kind of a fellow that wouldn't even harm a flea |
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But if me and a certain character met |
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That guy that invented the cigarette |
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I'd murder that son of a gun in the first degree |
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That ain't that I don't smoke myself |
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And I don't reckon they'll harm your health |
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I've smoked 'em all my life and I ain't dead yet |
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But nicotine slaves are all the same |
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At a pettin' party or a poker game |
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Everythin's gotta stop when they have that cigarette |
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Smoke smoke smoke that cigarette |
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Puff puff puff |
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And if you smoke yourself to death |
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Tell St Peter at the Golden Gate |
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That you hate to make him wait |
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But you just gotta have another cigarette |
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Now at a game of chance the other night |
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Old Dame Fortune was doin' me right |
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Them kings and queens just kept on comin' round |
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Well I got a full and I bet it high |
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But my plug didn't work on a certain guy |
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He just kept a risin' and a layin' that money down |
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He's raise me and I'd raise him |
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I sweated blood I had to sink or swim |
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He finally called and he couldn't raise the bet |
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I said \"aces is full pal how about you?\" |
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He said \"I'll tell you in a minute or two |
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But I just gotta have another cigarette\" |
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Smoke smoke smoke that cigarette |
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Puff puff puff |
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And if you smoke yourself to death |
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Tell St Peter at the Golden Gateiff |
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That you hate to make him wait |
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But you just gotta have another cigarette |
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The other night I had a date |
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With the cutest little gal in the 50 states |
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A highbred up-town fancy little dame |
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She said she loved me and it seemed to me |
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That things were just about like they oughta be |
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So hand in hand we strolled down Lover's Lane |
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She was oh so far from a chunk of ice |
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And our smoochin' party was a goin' real nice |
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So help me hannah and I think I'd've been there yet |
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But I give her a hug and a little squeeze |
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And she said \"Willie excuse me please |
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But I just gotta have another cigarette\" |
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Smoke smoke smoke that cigarette |
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Puff puff puff |
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And if you smoke yourself to death |
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Tell St Peter at the Golden Gate |
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That you hate to make him wait |
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But you just gotta have another cigarette |