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Aka Mr. Leftward sloping penis |
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I got a story for you all now a€“ Yes sir. |
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Now I been dating this girl named Katie, she hot as hell |
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And her body crazy, vagina shaven and it dona€?t smell |
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And I dona€?t fall for chickens, but this one a little different |
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Body sickening, plus she really good at making breaded chicken |
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Got me thing she the one man, even fully clothed, shawty really fun |
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Get a lotta hos, but none of those come close |
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I swear this the most that Ia€?ve felt so damn exposed |
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Oh yeah, therea€?s one more thing and I know this shit gonna sound insane |
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But I still havena€?t hit it I admit it, I wish I was kidding |
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Never been up inside before, because shea€?s only fuck one guy before |
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And though I really wanna boink this whore |
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She my sweetie 3.14 |
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So Ia€?m staying patient, and masterbating, and now my heart is sorta racing |
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Cuz she said tonight will be the night we do some fornicating |
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Hell yeah, Ia€?m down, Ia€?m about to go all out |
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Ia€?m gonna poud that crazy, like an elaborate black man handshake |
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But on the way to the crib, we pass this kid, and he seem to know who Katie is |
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So I say a€?who thisa€? and she say dicky, this is my ex boyfriend Jim |
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And I aina€?t usually the one to be the jealous type |
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But as Ia€?m looking at this dude I cana€?t believe my eyes |
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Cuz hea€?s the best looking guy that Ia€?ve seen in my whole life |
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Hea€?s got the thickest head of hair, chiseled jaw, an egregious bod |
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Man this the closest thing Ia€?ve seen to a Grecian god |
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And now Ia€?m looking at my chick, cuz his dicka€?s been inside her raw |
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Aww damn |
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Man this is crazy, I cana€?t believe this guy used to fuck my lady |
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I bet he left that pussy ravaged like Haiti |
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Katiea€?s huggin and squeezing his shoulder blades Katie |
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And Ia€?m buggin and queasy, this aint okay |
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And then they say, a€?leta€?s get drinksa€? so I say okay |
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Even though I was about to get laid |
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Man this mafucka look like Ashton, combined with a lil Hugh Jackman |
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In other words, hea€?s so damn attractive |
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So damn tan he gotta have a little black in him |
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Now Ia€?m in the back with him, sippin on some yak with him |
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And he paying for it all, he investment banking |
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Ia€?m acting, like I aint distracted |
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An dnow Ia€?m feeling pissed, so I go and take a piss |
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Mid stream, I look left and guess who it is |
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And I had to see, and I was mad discrete |
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And I got on my toes and I took a little peek |
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Oh my god Becky, look at that cock |
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And I aina€?t usually the one to be the jealous type |
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But as Ia€?m looking at his dick, I cana€?t believe my eyes |
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Cuz hea€?s got the biggest cock that Ia€?ve seen in my whole life |
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And now Ia€?m staring at this dudea€?s soft dick with a lotta hate |
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Because the shit is plus 8 like Jon and Kate |
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And I dona€?t know if I can date my girl after tonight |
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Aw damn |
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I dona€?t know what to do, dudea€?s dick is really huge |
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I didna€?t realize a penis could be so smooth |
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I know shea€?s missing that, my penis isna€?t that |
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Ia€?m looking closer, I think that his dick has abs |
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Ita€?s so long and thick, Ita€?s like a punching bag |
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Ia€?m saying ita€?s so shaven, head is amazing |
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Got my dick looking like a raisin |
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Skin tone insane, man hea€?s hung like Saddam Hussain, its crazy |
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What the fuck should I do? |
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He gotta Rutha€?s Chris dick, and minea€?s a drive thru |
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Cuz I simply cana€?t survive |
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After seeing what was in between his thighs, so I tell her |
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That this dudea€?s gotta dick that I dona€?t comprehend |
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I had to move my neck to see it end to end |
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I mean the physics of his dick just dona€?t make any sense |
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And I think ita€?s for the best if this comes to an end |
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Because the sex with him must have been the best |
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And I would say leta€?s just be friends |
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But I think I would just think about his dick all the time, so goodbye |
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Then she told me dicky I dona€?t really know what to say |
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Because I dated this dude in second grade |
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So I dona€?t know about his dick, now leta€?s go home and get you laid |
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And then I took her to my crib, and you know that we belly slapped |
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And I gave her an O like I was selling crack, and when I came |
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