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Howdy Ho |
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The Virgin Mary was sleeping |
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When Angel Gabriel appeared |
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He said, "You are to be the virgin mother." |
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and Mary thought that was weird. |
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Mary said, "I'm not a virgin. |
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I blew a guy last year." |
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But then Gabriel said to Mary, |
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"My child, have no fear." |
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Cause, you can suck all the dick you want |
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and still be a virgin, Mary. |
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You can suck all the dick you want |
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and still not be considered flawed. |
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Although you went to town and sucked some semen down |
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You're still a virgin in the eyes of God. |
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There was no room at the inn |
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When Mary and Joseph did arrive. |
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But they were so very tired, you see, |
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And Mary had to offer a bribe. |
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Since she had no money, |
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How would she pay for a place to sleep? |
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Gabriel appeared to Mary |
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And told her not to weep. |
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'Cause you can suck all the dick you want |
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and still be a virgin, Mary. |
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You can suck all the dick you want |
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and still be the mother of Christ. |
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If there's no room at the inn, |
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then it's not considered a sin |
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so suck my dick and get the fuck away!(laughs) |
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Then, three wise men did appear |
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Bearing gifts of myrrh and such |
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They said that they had followed a star |
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And missed a woman's touch |
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Mary thought she might pleasure them |
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But could not take them to bed. |
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But again, Gabriel appeared to her |
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And this is what he said: |
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"You can suck all the dick you want, |
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and still be a virgin, Mary." |
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You can suck all the dick you want |
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Every one in the nation. |
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Fellatio ain't no sin. |
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Go on and blow those Three Wise Men |
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And you'll still be a virgin 'cause there was no penetration! |
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You can suck all the dick you want |
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and still be a virgin, Mary. |
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The donkey and the ox and the lambs |
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And even the little drummer boy |
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folks will remember your name quick. |
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They'll say "Damn, that bitch could suck a dick!" |
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'Cause sucking dick brings peace on Earth and joy. |
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'Cause sucking dick brings peace on Earth and joy.(you can suck my balls) |
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