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House party in a Hyde Park road with the Function One's yelling |
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"Guys come over |
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Front yards in a state, some girls doin' |
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NOS well away from the heat and the odours |
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"Name, please" |
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"Yeah, I'm on plus-one, sir and my mates are too" |
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So we swerve past the bouncer |
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Crew splits, some go house, grime heads downstairs |
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And I move to the girl on the counter like |
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"Hello, ma Cherie, I be off my nut |
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Got a few beers bubbling about my gut |
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Like your eyes, hair, thighs, mouth and rounded bumper |
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Lausse The Cat, you can take my number |
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Take my hand do a twirl "gottdamn" |
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And I swear I ain't never seen as pretty of a girl |
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Eyes glimmering be looking like pearls |
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Bit cheesy I know but my sleazy approach won't work yet |
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But you can be my mistress |
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I'll be your furry assistant |
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Purpose be serving your thirst ridden wishlist |
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Cursed to increase all your thoughts hedonistic |
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A purrve in the sheets see my chirpse your hibiscus |
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Your ass be my biscuit |
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'Bit egotistic |
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But gives in the sheets like a service at Christmas |
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First month free til' I swerve in the distance |
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And don't ask why it's my terms and conditions" |
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She looks in his eyes with despise but a hindrance |
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To tell a drunk guy to get lost in an instant |
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Instead smiles and says |
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"I admire your wishful thinking what's your name" |
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I said Lausse The Kitten |
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And we talked in the kitchen a fable of nonsense |
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Rushed up the stairs |
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Hopscotching the long steps |
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Pranced round the top floor in search of a locked bed |
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Nix on the keys; tell the boys what went on next |
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And they sexed all month |
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So I guess you could call it puppy love |
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And of course kitten kicked in the end |
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Before the lust turned dry |
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And as tough as the girl seemed |
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Cursed she fell with thoughts unsolved |
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Called the cat but he already had a new girl by his side |
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Sorry my darling |
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Should have been clearer |
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L never stays long |
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He just disappears to |
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Bodybag hearts for a scarf in the winter |
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When the spark goes I don't linger |
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Commenced by lust yet |
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Trust will desist it |
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Hey honey I think it's best I insist I get |
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The **** out of this picture |
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Don't cry, don't give a shit |
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Let a new romance be an elixir |
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Would you prefer if I left you the morning after |
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No calls, no talks or laughter |
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Just sauce and flesh |
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And shamed walks through parks |
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And no constant sex from said sex toy |
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Don't get vexed |
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Heard love songs sung by a fuccboi |
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Shouldn't be alarmed if I duck |
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Oi, don't start slating my name cos' |
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I'm not entertained no more |
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I made it clear it's a fling |
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Cos' I don't really wanna |
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Come to the point where I spunk on your thigh |
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After 10 minutes straight |
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Cos' I'm comfy inside |
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And I bust on your thigh |
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Cos' we only do it sideways now |
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Now we're done exploring |
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We know what excites us |
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You know what my minds like |
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I know when you're done soon |
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Rushed through sex now before bed and never noon |
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Thrice in the week the excitement done left us now |
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So I'll say "yo babe imma cut soon" |
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"Spoon me" |
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"**** that" |
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"Don't be a cunt Cat" |
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"Sorry, imma go bun some hash where my don's at?" |
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"Right here" |
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"Yes lad" |
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"Let's get seshed out" |
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"Give me a sec with this girl then I'll get back" |
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Walked to the girl sitting down on her side |
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Saw him approach, thought he switched up his mind |
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Flipped her around got the girl upside down |
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With her neck to the floor (stop) |
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As he distanced her thighs (what are you doing?) |
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Fisted her ass as he ran past the cervix |
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Reached to her heart ripped it out with a firm grip |
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Gulped it in one then the cat disappeared |
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Left Lucy with one bad heart and her tears |