阴阳怪气
| 歌名 | 阴阳怪气 |
| 歌手 | 阮俊宇（softwarerorre） |
| 歌手 | 粤字头 |
| 专辑 | 阴阳怪气2019 |
原歌词
| [00:00.000] | 作词 : smellybandage |
| [00:01.000] | 作曲 : 无 |
| [00:09.862] | 你系我铺头 |
| [00:10.361] | 播咩歌啊 |
| [00:11.871] | 又系噶d挪住支mic噶系度￥% |
| [00:14.114] | 咩real咩freestyle 无句听得 |
| [00:16.475] | 我吉到你无声出 shut up |
| [00:18.729] | 快滴同我切左首歌距 |
| [00:20.481] | 说唱 |
| [00:20.980] | 我唱你老 |
| [00:21.479] | Mua ~ |
| [00:22.227] | 请你黎系画花我本数簿噶？ |
| [00:24.724] | 你做戏生涯岩开始就进入倒数啦 |
| [00:27.219] | 挂住两斤铁链脑补啊 |
| [00:29.473] | 你滴咩审美老土啊 |
| [00:30.971] | 你睇睇人地点rap再望翻你好嘛 |
| [00:33.721] | 系度吟诗三百首岔到对眼好剌 |
| [00:35.975] | 口声声考gwy不如做rapper |
| [00:38.470] | 为民请命月入百万 |
| [00:40.468] | 抖音教你噶 |
| [00:41.720] | 你发首歌都无评论甘做个卵噶rapper |
| [00:44.473] | 想威 唔带头盔甘边有得稳啊rapper |
| [00:46.724] | 甘鬼叻但无饭开发懵憎啦rapper |
| [00:49.477] | 所以你词都未写好就一直等部camera |
| [00:51.728] | |
| [00:52.229] | 我要做明星 |
| [00:54.724] | 偶像MC JIN |
| [00:57.477] | 跟我做明星 |
| [00:59.727] | feat埋陈伟霆 |
| [01:02.722] | |
| [01:12.478] | |
| [01:13.219] | 下个竞技项目肯定会系饮奶茶 |
| [01:15.529] | 你无话我唔点条正路比你行吓 |
| [01:17.783] | 一年一度 |
| [01:18.781] | 含金量仲高过膏考 |
| [01:20.533] | 全国两千强都可以翻铺头门口 |
| [01:22.030] | 拉足翻三条横额 |
| [01:23.287] | 微博粉丝唔止十万百万 |
| [01:25.526] | 学识上去热搜对线经得住公众号对你发烂 |
| [01:28.279] | punchline再下个热词就系飞冰 |
| [01:30.787] | 趁后生唔去搏出位流量无可能会锁系夹万 |
| [01:33.781] | 液生活肯定通宵达旦 |
| [01:35.778] | 冲奶茶噶灵感一般都来自凌晨 |
| [01:38.030] | 口味最紧要照顾女fans |
| [01:40.283] | 最好系带一两个翻工作室一边炒粉 |
| [01:42.036] | 一边研究新产品 |
| [01:44.277] | 人红就唔理海报系痴系商场定系茅厕 |
| [01:46.786] | 识多几个og |
| [01:48.025] | 认个东哥(lqd)和嫂子 |
| [01:49.535] | 痴得就痴 没痴够40度唔洗就医 |
| [01:52.031] | 无睇个台底下有成万人比你牛币 |
| [01:54.285] | |
| [01:54.785] | 我要做明星 |
| [01:57.282] | 偶像MC JIN |
| [02:00.031] | 跟我做明星 |
| [02:02.526] | feat埋陈伟霆 |
歌词翻译
| [00:09.862] | 你在我店里 |
| [00:10.361] | 播什么鬼啦！ |
| [00:11.871] | 又是那些拿麦在那里悠悠悠 |
| [00:14.114] | 什么real什么freestyle 什么吉尔东西啊？ |
| [00:16.475] | 反正憋粗声！ shut up！ |
| [00:18.729] | 快点给我把歌换了 |
| [00:20.481] | 说唱 |
| [00:20.980] | 我说你 |
| [00:21.479] | M...ua~ |
| [00:22.227] | 我请你是来整我生意的吗？ |
| [00:24.724] | 你的戏子生涯刚开始就进入倒数了！ |
| [00:27.219] | 挂着两斤的狗chains意淫是吧 |
| [00:29.473] | 我吊你审美low爆了 |
| [00:30.971] | 你看看别人rap再看看你好吧 |
| [00:33.721] | 在这里吟诗三百首辣我眼睛 |
| [00:35.975] | 还一直逼逼考GWY不如做rapper |
| [00:38.470] | 为民请命月入百万~ |
| [00:40.468] | 抖音教你的吗？ |
| [00:41.720] | 你发首歌都没评论那做个卵的rapper |
| [00:44.473] | 想装13又没实力那赚泥马呢rapper |
| [00:46.724] | 这么吊但吃不起饭 去滚地板啦哈rapper |
| [00:49.477] | 所以你词都没写好就一直等着camera |
| [00:51.728] | |
| [00:52.229] | 我要做明星 |
| [00:54.724] | 偶像MC JIN |
| [00:57.477] | 跟我做明星 |
| [00:59.727] | 去feat陈伟霆 |
| [01:02.722] | |
| [01:12.478] | |
| [01:13.219] | 下个竞技项目肯定会有 喝奶茶 |
| [01:15.529] | 你憋吊我不关照你了啊 |
| [01:17.783] | 一年一度的 |
| [01:18.781] | 含金量比高考还高的 |
| [01:20.533] | 全国两千强都可以回我店里来 |
| [01:22.030] | 拉 上三条横额 |
| [01:23.287] | 微博粉丝不止十万百万 |
| [01:25.526] | 学会去热搜对线 经得住公众号对你集火哦 |
| [01:28.279] | “punchline”的下个热词就是“飞冰”（去冰） |
| [01:30.787] | 趁年轻的时候不搞 流量不可能会在你保险柜里喔 |
| [01:33.781] | 夜生活肯定通宵达旦 |
| [01:35.778] | 冲奶茶的灵感一般都来自凌晨 |
| [01:38.030] | 口味最重要就照顾女粉 |
| [01:40.283] | 最好就是带一两个回工作室一边炒粉 |
| [01:42.036] | 一边研究新产品 |
| [01:44.277] | 红了憋管海报粘在商场还是茅厕 |
| [01:46.786] | 认识多些OG |
| [01:48.025] | 认个东哥（lqd）和嫂子 |
| [01:49.535] | 蹭得了就蹭 没蹭够40度别去就医 |
| [01:52.031] | 你别看哦 台下有至少有一万人比你牛逼 |
| [01:54.285] | |
| [01:54.785] | 我要做明星 |
| [01:57.282] | 偶像MC JIN |
| [02:00.031] | 跟我做明星 |
| [02:02.526] | 去feat陈伟霆 |