Dentist!

歌名	Dentist!
歌手	Christian Borle
歌手	Ari Groover
歌手	Salome Smith
歌手	Joy Woods
专辑	Little Shop of Horrors (The New Off-Broadway Cast Album)

原歌词

[00:00.000]	作词 : Alan Menken/Howard Ashman
[00:01.000]	作曲 : Alan Menken/Howard Ashman
[00:03.806] [ORIN]	When I was younger, just a bad little kid
[00:07.442]	My mama noticed funny things I did
[00:10.616]	Like shootin' puppies with a BB gun
[00:14.390]	I'd poison guppies, and when I was done
[00:17.703]	I'd find a pussycat and bash in its head
[00:21.339]	That's when my mama said
[00:23.590]	(What did she say?)
[00:25.855]	She said, "My boy, I think someday
[00:29.586]	You'll find a way
[00:31.165]	To make your natural tendencies pay
[00:34.595]	You'll be a dentist
[00:36.529]	(You'll be a dentist)
[00:37.979]	You have a talent for causin' things pain
[00:41.078]	(Pain)
[00:42.044]	Son, be a dentist
[00:43.678]	(Son, be a dentist)
[00:45.070]	People will pay you to be inhumane
[00:48.314]	(Inhumane)
[00:49.303]	Your temperament's wrong for the priesthood
[00:52.888]	And teaching would suit you still less
[00:55.196]	Son, be a dentist
[00:58.709]	You'll be a success"
[01:00.770] [CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON]	Here he is, girls
[01:01.725]	the leader of the plaque!
[01:03.414]	Watch him suck up that gas!
[01:05.747]	Oh, my god!
[01:07.011]	He's a dentist and he'll never ever be any good
[01:10.644]	Who wants their teeth done by the Marquis de Sade?
[01:13.723]	Oh, that hurts! I'm not numb!
[01:17.230] [ORIN]	Ah, shut up. Open wide, here I come!
[01:20.430]	I am your dentist
[01:22.485]	(Goodness, gracious!)
[01:24.172]	And I enjoy the career that I picked
[01:26.614]	(Ya' love it!)
[01:27.436]	I am your dentist
[01:29.669]	(Fitting braces)
[01:31.125]	And I get off on the pain I inflict
[01:33.897]	(You really love it)
[01:35.005]	When I start extracting those molars
[01:38.565]	You girls will start screaming like holy rollers
[01:42.185]	(Dentist)
[01:45.613]	And though it may cause my patients distress
[01:48.363]	(Distress)
[01:49.379]	Somewhere in Heaven above me
[01:52.911]	I know that my mama's proud of me
[01:56.655]	'Cause I'm a dentist and a success
[02:04.962]	Say ah!
[02:07.120]	(Ah!)
[02:08.687]	Say ah!
[02:10.470]	(Ah!)
[02:11.926]	Say ah!)
[02:13.911]	(Ah!)
[02:15.932]	Now spit!

歌词翻译

[00:03.806]	我小的时候就是个坏小孩，
[00:07.442]	我妈妈总会注意到我做一些奇怪的事情，
[00:10.616]	像是用BB弹枪打小狗，
[00:14.390]	像是毒死孔雀鱼，
[00:17.703]	然后我会找一只小猫，狠狠地砸它的脸，
[00:21.339]	就是在那个时候，我妈妈对我说，
[00:23.590]	她说了什么？
[00:25.855]	她说：“哦，我的宝贝，我相信你总会有一天，
[00:29.586]	你会找到个办法，
[00:31.165]	用你那本性来赚钱，
[00:34.595]	你会成为一个牙医！
[00:36.529]	（你会成为一个牙医！）
[00:37.979]	让人痛苦这方面，你可太有天赋了。
[00:41.078]	（让人痛苦）
[00:42.044]	儿子，做个牙医吧！
[00:43.678]	（做个牙医吧！）
[00:45.070]	人们会掏空钱包求着让你不当人，
[00:48.314]	（不当人~）
[00:49.303]	你的天性不适合做一个神父，
[00:52.888]	也不太适合做一个老师，
[00:55.196]	所以儿子，还是做个牙医吧！
[00:58.709]	你会大获成功的！
[01:00.770]	他来了，姐妹们!
[01:01.725]	牙菌斑的头儿，
[01:03.414]	快看他把那笑气都吸了！（注：牙医使用笑气作为麻醉剂）
[01:05.747]	我的天啊！
[01:07.011]	他是个牙医，他可做不了什么好事，
[01:10.644]	谁想让萨德侯爵来搞他们的牙齿呢？（注：萨德的作品中有许多性虐待的描述）
	[01:13.723啊，好疼，我还没有被麻醉呢！
[01:17.230]	啊，给我闭嘴，哦不，张大嘴，我要进来了！
[01:20.430]	我是你的牙医！
[01:22.485]	（天啊，老天爷啊！）
[01:24.172]	是我选的这份工作，我乐在其中！
[01:26.614]	（你乐在其中！）
[01:27.436]	我是你的牙医！
[01:29.669]	（戴上牙套~）
[01:31.125]	你痛苦的样子让我欲罢不能，
[01:33.897]	（你的确乐在其中！）
[01:35.005]	等我开始拔那些臼齿的时候，
[01:38.565]	姑娘们就会像狂热的信徒一般尖叫，
[01:42.185]	（牙医~）
[01:45.613]	虽然这也许会让我的病人们感到焦虑，
[01:48.363]	（焦虑~）
[01:49.379]	在天上的某个地方，
[01:52.911]	我知道我妈妈为我感到骄傲！
[01:56.655]	因为我成了一个牙医，一个成功的牙医！
[02:04.962]	说“啊”！
[02:07.120]	（啊~）
[02:08.687]	说“啊”！
[02:10.470]	（啊~）
[02:11.926]	说“啊”！
[02:13.911]	（啊~~~）
[02:15.932]	现在给我吐！（注：指漱口水）