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作词 : Nice Peter/Zach Sherwin/Peter Shukoff/Lloyd Ahlquist/EpicLLOYD |
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作曲 : Zach Sherwin/Peter Shukoff/Lloyd Ahlquist |
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Epic Rap Battle of History |
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The Joker |
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VS |
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Pennywise |
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Begin! |
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(The Joker) |
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In my first appearance, the Bat was supposed to slay me, |
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But I can't be killed. That's why they cast a Phoenix to play me! (He-he!) |
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I'm the Harlequin of Hate, the Clown Prince of Crime. |
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You're a sewer troll that Stephen King wrote between his lines! |
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(Ha-ha-ha-ha!) It's like c*****e. You know what I said. |
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I don't know how any kind of joke could ever go over that head! |
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"They all float!" says the quote. But your films, they all sink. |
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Oh, and as far as Mr. King goes, I'm a Shining man. Wink! (Ha-ha-ha-ha!) |
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I make the Justice League look like just a bunch of super schlubs! |
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You lost to a herd of nerds who call themselves the Losers' Club! |
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You'll be gobbled up in Gotham, so stick to your small town |
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Where you're renowned as the "if it's brown, flush it down" clown! |
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(Pennywise) |
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Hiya, Jokie! You wanna rap? |
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Rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap! (Ha-ha-ha-ha!) |
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Oh, why so serious? You're supposed to be the man who laughs, |
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But those jokes were like your new movie: (aha!) mostly really sad. |
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Beep beep! You're a John Doe in my deadlights, and you're about to fall from a new height |
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'Cause you're weak and you've lost every fight to a knight who wears underwear over his tights! (Ha-ha-ha!) |
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I haunt nightmares and I'm ruthless! |
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This battle's like poker: the Joker is useless! |
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Winning's not in your cards! Call me Arkham Asylum, I'm crazy with bars! |
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Jack Nicholson played you just fine, but lately the casting's declined: |
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Jared Leto came out trying to look like he was Tekashi 6ix9ine! |
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So unless you've got a yummy younger brother, I think you'd better run |
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'Cause I've got 99 red balloons, b***h, and I dare you to take one! |
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(The Joker) |
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Go back in your well, you giggling sewer ginger. |
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You lost to a turtle that wasn't even a ninja! |
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When I flow, I go Mark Ham with ill zingers! |
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I steal the show like Bob Kane stole from Bill Finger! (Ha-ha-ha!) |
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I spit acid, be wowed! Every joke of mine stings. |
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You're three night lights in a cloud beat by the kid from Stranger Things. |
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When I compare your antics to the fiendish schemes I revel in, |
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They pale, like the moonlight you can dance with the devil in. |
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(Pennywise) |
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Pennywise likes the devil, we have so much fun together, |
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But no one's dying to play with Joker, except for maybe Heath Ledger! |
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Puddin', you're an embarrassment, I'll beat you like you beat Harley Quinn. |
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That purple suit is something you should only see Steve Harvey in! |
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Ah, haha! I feast on your fears! |
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I'm the Derry, Maine attraction every 27 years. |
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But you know what? I have a secret. (Shh!) It's like a very special toy. |
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If you wanna kill a Batman, eat him when he's a boy. |
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(The Joker) |
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Don't you lay a finger on my Bat, you little freak, |
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Or I will spend a whole week knocking out those prickle teeth! (He-he-he!) |
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Tell your author for his next g******g scene: |
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How about a little more PG and a lot less 13? |
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Even I wouldn't stoop to that kind of impropriety! |
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This is Earth, you space demon. We live in a society! (Ha-ha-ha!) |
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I've seen your movies so I know you don't hurry, |
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But I'll shoo you down the drain so fast, they'll call you Tim Scurry! |
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Ask Robin if I drop bars! I take smiles and I leave scars! |
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Guards at Arkham will admit that the Joker just killed IT! (Ha-ha-ha!) |
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(Pennywise) |
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Arkham? Ha! You stole that from H. P. Lovecraft. |
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Who needs guards when you couldn't even escape Cesar Romero's mustache. |
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You jester, I'm Montresor, about to make you my Fortunato, |
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And seal this battle up like it was the Cask of Amontillado! |
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(Woo!) I spit January ember flames! (Woo!) You got beat by the Scooby Gang. (Woo!) |
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I'm the John Wayne of John Wayne Gacys, the underground Clown Posse, my flow's Insane! |
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I'm the poster boy for missing person posters, Joker's gonna float with me |
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'Cause he just messed with the best wall-eyed rapper since the Notorious B.I.G.! (Wu-ha-ha!) |
