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I was created in the fleshpots of Araby |
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My mother was the Emperor’s secretary |
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My father, a notorious libertine |
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Escaped from Sodom and Gomorrah, the cities of the plain |
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You can read my family’s rise and fall in Gibbon |
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I was born to be adored by women |
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Well Seth begat Clem and then Clem begat Ruth |
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And then Ruth begat me and all hell broke loose |
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The tribes all began to multiply and boom |
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And, looking at their kids, no-one knew from whom |
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The beautiful things kept springing |
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Well I was born to be adored by women |
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My hair is long, distinguished, prematurely grey |
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I’ve got a mouth like Ernest Hemingway’s ashtray |
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I’ve fathered one hundred and three illegitimate kids |
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I’ve never met a mother I couldn’t bed |
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I love children, spiders, snakes, and anything living |
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I was born to be adored by women |
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Some guys can erect garden furniture |
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That must be what God invented husbands for |
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But if you need a milk chocolate in the shape of a man |
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If you need a chunk of marzipan the size of Taiwan |
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Look up the chimney, see what Santa’s bringing |
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Well I was born to be adored by women |
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Well I know I’m always late since my watch got sold |
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But I’m worth the wait, the weight in gold |
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After God made me, they broke the mould |
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And I’ve broken all the records with that old song |
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Bold girls are so fond of singing |
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I was born to be adored by women |
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Well my favourite bird is the cuckoo, punk |
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My favourite beast, the funky skunk |
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My favourite colour is the emerald green |
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Chuck the football king goes when his beauty queen |
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Comes to me when she’s chucked him in |
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Well I was born to be adored by women |
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Well what I don’t know about love technique |
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You could scribble in biro on the balls of your feet |
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I never wear underwear, I drive a dead beat |
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Landrover in my bare feet |
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Stark naked, there’s always one more river to go swim in |
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I was born to be adored by women |
