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How to spot an invert |
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Amongst the vertebrates: |
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Good grooming |
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A tidy bedroom |
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Never married |
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And working in the arts |
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A bitchy sense of humour |
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Inordinately colourful scarves |
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Loose gestures |
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A wardrobe full of Helmut Lang |
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A dangling limp wrist |
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A talent for interior design |
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He has a taste for Latin poetry of the Silver Age |
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Indulges privately on the heath with unknown youths |
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In Spartan sports |
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And ‘the unspeakable vice of the Greeks’ |
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Likes show tunes |
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Counts hairdressers amongst his closest friends |
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Is umbilically attached to his mother |
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He is careful to conceal at all times his real age |
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Is always florid, flamboyant, pale and interesting |
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Too good to be true |
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But this could be you |
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The invert, our hero, is the male sex, release 2.0 |
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Upgrade today! |
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You too may be gay |
