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作词 : Mike Burkett |
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作曲 : Mike Burkett |
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My ****** has two sets of lips |
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But I don't get monthly blood drips |
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My ****** hardly even used |
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My ******'s got lots of extra skin |
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They took my outtie and made it an in |
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Changing Donnie to Marie Osmond |
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Operation, sex-cessful |
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But now I gotta pee |
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Through a miniature hole |
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Gotta remember to put the seat down |
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And when I wipe my ass |
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I go from front to back |
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Cause I don't want a bladder infection |
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I never thought I'd miss my vas deferans |
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I traded it in for a pair of huge cans |
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Now I get to hang with lesbians |
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Operation paid up front |
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Now I show all my friends |
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My new designer cunt |
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They think I'm kinda weird |
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But that's OK with me |
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Cause now I kick their ass |
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Playing from the ladies tee |
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There's nothing finer than having a ****** |
