Virtual Life

歌名	Virtual Life
歌手	Dustin and Genevieve Ahkuoi
专辑	Average Anthems

原歌词

[00:00.00]	作曲 : Elton John
[00:00.00]	Time to check my
[00:04.29]	Social Media-ya-ya
[00:06.18]	(To see who loves me online)
[00:09.93]	Hashtag Blessed Life
[00:13.82]	Time to post a
[00:17.39]	Pic with an inspirational quote
[00:19.99]	(That's deep and will get likes)
[00:23.50]	No Wi-Fi!
[00:24.71]	(Oh no I'll die)
[00:26.87]	Where's my phone?
[00:27.90]	(It gives me life)
[00:29.64]	Eating Ramen
[00:30.45]	Here in my Pajamas
[00:32.37]	Eating Ramen
[00:33.14]	Here in my Pajamas
[00:35.11]	Eating Ramen
[00:36.20]	Here in my Pajamas
[00:38.40]	Logging on to see
[00:39.27]	All of my followers
[00:40.73]	Instagram my java
[00:42.47]	On a saucer
[00:43.90]	There's my mama
[00:44.99]	Ranting 'bout Obama
[00:46.81]	In all caps
[00:47.79]	Improper use of commas
[00:49.72]	To be honest
[00:50.77]	I feel for the Amish
[00:52.43]	They can't Vine or Tweet
[00:53.95]	Or Facebook comment
[00:55.50]	Everyday we get on the Internet
[00:59.20]	(Eating Ramen here in my pajamas)
[01:00.97]	And talk through our screens to everyone
[01:04.55]	(Eating Ramen here in my pajamas)
[01:06.83]	When words fail we speak
[01:09.34]	Through Emojis and memes
[01:11.63]	We follow Tay Tay
[01:13.91]	And Kim Kardashian
[01:16.80]	(Eating Ramen here in my pajamas)
[01:18.58]	When I'm not #onfleek
[01:20.44]	And feeling #basic
[01:22.76]	(Eating Ramen here in my pajamas)
[01:24.41]	And my #FOMO leaves me with #nochill
[01:28.44]	(Eating Ramen here in my pajamas)
[01:30.27]	I know my Snapchat #squad
[01:32.93]	Will make me say #yassgawd
[01:35.37]	The world wide web
[01:36.94]	Is #bae #forreal
[01:40.56]	It's the Virtual Life
[01:45.76]	And it fools us all
[01:51.83]	We compare and scroll
[01:57.38]	So we'll measure up
[02:03.23]	We will take selfies
[02:09.00]	In the perfect lighting
[02:16.50]	It's the Virtual
[02:21.38]	The Virtual Life
[02:29.49]	Had to pause from looking at a flower
[02:32.25]	Just to snap a pic of nature's power
[02:35.23]	Composition, filter, caption, now-ah
[02:38.30]	Share the sacred moment
[02:39.65]	Took an hour
[02:40.17]	My friend Donna
[02:41.77]	Went to the Bahamas
[02:43.63]	Haven't talked to her
[02:45.20]	Since back in college
[02:46.88]	Still I stalk her feet pics
[02:48.52]	By the water
[02:49.58]	Wait she likes The Donald?
[02:51.25]	Ew unfollow
[02:52.73]	Met someone on Tinder
[02:54.40]	Have crush on 'em
[02:55.63]	Never call them
[02:56.58]	I'll just online holler
[02:58.57]	Went to watch Madonna
[02:59.66]	In Atlanta
[03:01.45]	On my phone all night
[03:02.69]	I never saw her
[03:04.38]	Yay a Buzzfeed list
[03:05.57]	'Bout Harry Potter
[03:07.27]	Oh My God
[03:08.22]	My phone is out of power
[03:10.31]	Where's my charger?
[03:11.41]	Dear God where's my charger?
[03:13.97]	It's the Virtual Life
[03:19.62]	And it fools us all
[03:25.60]	We compare and scroll
[03:31.13]	So we measure up
[03:36.97]	We will take selfies
[03:42.98]	In the perfect lighting
[03:49.90]	It's the Virtual
[03:55.15]	The Virtual Life

歌词翻译

[00:00.00]	是时候去查阅我的
[00:04.29]	社交媒体了。
[00:06.18]	（去看看谁在网上给我点赞）
[00:09.93]	#幸福的生活#
[00:13.82]	是时候去晒一张
[00:17.39]	有励志名言的图片了。
[00:19.99]	（那样装深奥还会获得别人的点赞）
[00:23.50]	连不上网！
[00:24.71]	（哦不，这样我没法活了。）
[00:26.87]	我的手机在哪儿？
[00:27.90]	（它就是我的生命!）
[00:29.64]	我吃着拉面，
[00:30.45]	穿着睡裤边玩手机。
[00:32.37]	我吃着拉面，
[00:33.14]	穿着睡裤边玩手机。
[00:35.11]	我吃着拉面，
[00:36.20]	穿着睡裤边玩手机。
[00:38.40]	登录上去瞅瞅
[00:39.27]	我所有的粉丝。
[00:40.73]	传一张我的咖啡
[00:42.47]	在托盘上的照片。
[00:43.90]	看到我妈妈在那儿，
[00:44.99]	斥责着奥巴马，
[00:46.81]	通篇字母大写，
[00:47.79]	乱用逗号。
[00:49.72]	说真的，
[00:50.77]	我同情阿米什人，
[00:52.43]	他们不能发短视频或者推文
[00:53.95]	或者脸书评论。
[00:55.50]	每天我们连着网络，
[00:59.20]	（我穿着睡裤边吃拉面）
[01:00.97]	通过屏幕和每个人交谈。
[01:04.55]	（我穿着睡裤边吃拉面）
[01:06.83]	当我们一时语塞，
[01:09.34]	还可以用表情和梗图交流。
[01:11.63]	我们关注着霉霉，
[01:13.91]	和金•卡戴珊。
[01:16.80]	（我穿着睡裤边吃拉面）
[01:18.58]	当我不#完美#，
[01:20.44]	而觉得#平凡#。
[01:22.76]	（我穿着睡裤边吃拉面）
[01:24.41]	我的#害怕错过社交动态#，留给我的#狂躁#。
[01:28.44]	（我穿着睡裤边吃拉面）
[01:30.27]	我知道我的闪照里的#小组#内容，
[01:32.93]	让我#惊叹#。
[01:35.37]	互联网，
[01:36.94]	是#生命中唯一的# #真实#。
[01:40.56]	这就是虚拟人生。
[01:45.76]	它还愚弄着我们。
[01:51.83]	我们刷着手机与别人攀比，
[01:57.38]	然后变成相似标准的人。
[02:03.23]	我们要开始自拍，
[02:09.00]	在这完美的光影下。
[02:16.50]	它是虚拟的，
[02:21.38]	虚拟的人生。
[02:29.49]	望着花儿的时候不得不停下来，
[02:32.25]	仅仅为了抓拍一张自然活力的照片。
[02:35.23]	构图，选滤镜，配文，
[02:38.30]	现在就分享这神圣的时刻。
[02:39.65]	我为了拍这张照片折腾了一小时。
[02:40.17]	我的朋友唐娜，
[02:41.77]	去了巴哈马。
[02:43.63]	我还没跟她联络过
[02:45.20]	自从上了大学后。
[02:46.88]	我依旧会窥屏她的Ins照片，
[02:48.52]	从不评论点赞。
[02:49.58]	等等，她是川普粉丝？
[02:51.25]	呕，取关！
[02:52.73]	在探探上遇到某人，
[02:54.40]	坠入爱河，
[02:55.63]	从不给他们打电话。
[02:56.58]	我只在网上与人传情，
[02:58.57]	我去看麦当娜
[02:59.66]	在亚特兰大的演唱会。
[03:01.45]	我整晚都在刷手机，
[03:02.69]	从未把目光投向她。
[03:04.38]	耶，看到新闻网站的热搜
[03:05.57]	提到哈利波特。
[03:07.27]	哦，天哪！
[03:08.22]	我的手机没电了。
[03:10.31]	我的充电器在哪儿？
[03:11.41]	我亲爱的上帝，我的充电器在哪儿？
[03:13.97]	它就是虚拟的人生。
[03:19.62]	它还愚弄着我们。
[03:25.60]	我们刷着手机与别人攀比，
[03:31.13]	然后变成相似标准的人。
[03:36.97]	我们要开始自拍
[03:42.98]	在这完美的光影下。
[03:49.90]	它就是虚拟的，
[03:55.15]	虚拟的人生！