JDAM Blues

JDAM Blues

歌名 JDAM Blues
歌手 Dos Gringos
专辑 Live at the Sand Trap
原歌词
[00:00.000] 作曲 : Chris Kurek, Robert Raymond
[00:07.144] (Yeah, ladies and gentlemen,we're seeing some
[00:10.392] sad days in the Viper community)
[00:13.641]
[00:13.886] (Not like the old days, back in Vietnam,
[00:16.394] when they were rollin' in,
[00:19.643] droppin' dumb bombs ... in the shit ...
[00:22.139] flak so thick you could walk on it)
[00:24.635]
[00:25.391] (Now it's just droppin' damn GPS-guided bombs
[00:30.140] .... 30-something thousand feet)
[00:33.145]
[00:33.645] (Just sittin' on your ass, you pickle,
[00:37.638] and then you leave. Damn.)
[00:41.889]
[00:42.388] Yeah, there once was a time
[00:45.638] Viper pilots were gods
[00:48.391] Lasin' LGBs
[00:51.640] In their targetin' pods
[00:54.635]
[00:54.893] Yeah, it was fairly taskin'
[00:57.389] Not to overfill your cup
[01:00.638] But if you weren't on your game
[01:03.645] You could still screw it up
[01:06.886]
[01:07.140] Yeah, those days are all disappeared
[01:09.893] The anti-christ is finally here!
[01:13.388] And it's JDAM
[01:16.394] Droppin' JDAM
[01:23.894]
[01:24.894] Yeah, I'm gonna tell stories
[01:28.142] When I grow old
[01:31.137] How I flew the whole mission
[01:34.643] On altitude hold
[01:37.639] How I kept myself busy
[01:40.891] From goin' insane
[01:43.887] I completely unstrapped
[01:46.894] Showed my wingman my brain
[01:50.642]
[01:51.141] Yeah, there ain't much to talk about
[01:53.138] I even had time to rub one out!
[01:56.645] Droppin' JDAM
[01:59.885] Droppin' JDAM (Man, this shit sucks!)
[02:17.635]
[02:44.885] Yeah, you thought LGBs
[02:48.392] Were easy to do
[02:51.387] Well hell, even Jerry's Kids
[02:54.136] Could do this shit too
[02:57.389]
[02:58.142] The flood of concentration
[03:00.638] Is down to a trickle
[03:03.646] All you need is a monkey
[03:06.641] To throw poop and pickle
[03:09.893]
[03:10.393] Yeah, you don't even have to check
[03:12.643] Just gotta remember to INC/DEC!
[03:16.395] Droppin' JDAM
[03:19.144] Droppin' JDAM
歌词翻译
[00:10.392] (好吧 女士们先生们,我们来聊聊
[00:13.641] F16(Viper)社区的一些令人悲伤的事情)
[00:13.886]
[00:16.394] (不像曾经那些老日子,还在越南的时候,
[00:19.643] 战机滚转进入,投下铁炸弹....
[00:22.139] 顶着无数高射炮
[00:24.635] 那防空火力密的你都可以在上面走路了)
[00:25.391]
[00:30.140] (现在只需要把那个什么鬼GPS制导的炸弹扔下去
[00:33.145] .....我可以飞个三万多英尺高)
[00:33.645]
[00:37.638] (只要老老实实坐在那里,按下投弹键(Pickle)
[00:41.889] 然后就可以走人了,淦)
[00:42.388]
[00:45.638] 没错 曾经有段时间
[00:48.391] F16飞行员就是神
[00:51.640] 可以用他们的瞄准吊舱
[00:54.635] 照射激光引导激光制导炸弹(LGB)
[00:54.893]
[00:57.389] 你只需要在意
[01:00.638] 别把杯子里的水装太满(边喝水边干活)
[01:03.645] 但你如果不集中注意力在目标上的话
[01:06.886] 还是可能会把事情搞砸的
[01:07.140]
[01:09.893] 但是那些好日子都消失了
[01:13.388] 邪神终于出现了!
[01:16.394] 那就是JDAM(GPS制导的联合直击炸弹)
[01:23.894] 那就是扔JDAM
[01:24.894]
[01:28.142] 当我以后老去
[01:31.137] 我只能跟别人吹嘘这样的故事:
[01:34.643] 告诉他我飞完整个任务
[01:37.639] 全程开着自动驾驶-高度保持
[01:40.891] 告诉他我当时怎么做
[01:43.887] 才不让自己无聊到发疯
[01:46.894] 我是怎么毫无保留地
[01:50.642] 向僚机展示自己卓越的智商水平(讽刺扔JDAM毫无技术可言)
[01:51.141]
[01:53.138] 唉 真没啥好说的
[01:56.645] 我甚至闲到有时间擦擦玻璃
[01:59.885] 投放JDAM
[02:17.635] 扔JDAM(天,这也太恶心了!)
[02:44.885]
[02:48.392] 好吧 你觉得扔激光制导炸弹
[02:51.387] 已经是很轻松的事了
[02:54.136] 就算是隔壁杰瑞家的小屁孩
[02:57.389] 都能干这个破事
[02:58.142]
[03:00.638] 以前要聚精会神地投弹
[03:03.646] 现在脑子啥也不用想
[03:06.641] 你只需要个猴子坐在驾驶舱里
[03:09.893] 按下投弹键在天上拉屎
[03:10.393]
[03:12.643] 没错你甚至都不用检查什么东西
[03:16.395] 只要看JDAM有没有校准就完事了(INC/DEC)
[03:19.144] 投放JDAM
扔JDAM