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Ha-Ha! Here we go! |
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Roll up, roll up! |
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Come on, kids, gather round! |
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It's time to meet a marvel of light and sound. |
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He's here for fun, so don't you frown, |
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He'll be right here when the reels rewound! |
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He's BENDY! |
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(The darlin' little devil himself.) |
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He's friendly! |
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(Sing and dance and drag you straight to hell.) |
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Descending! |
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(Down to where the wickedness dwells.) |
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Three cents, please. |
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Take a seat and start completing your will! |
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I came back to Sillyvison, |
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I really wish I didn't. |
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Been here a minute, and I instantly wish it good riddance. (Ah!) |
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Something hidden, think I blinked and saw a scribble living. |
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Deep within the **** sheet, some unholy tome is written! |
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Uh... |
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Was this gig meant to be filled with figments of demonic pigment? |
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I don't think that's proper use of the equipment! |
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Syphnoning frightning tyrants from the page into existance. |
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No longer on the stage, |
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golden age has gone away. |
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Sketchy spooks want to play. |
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Sing along or be erased. (Oh boy!) |
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More than this places rep is stained! |
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Who'll clean up this ink and paint? |
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Pigment is a stinkin' pain. |
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Let alone when it can maim! (Ha-ha!) |
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I've had enough of those rubber-hose, murder toons, |
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ink overflow, puppet show, out to tear me into twos! (Hi!) |
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Twelve frames a second, every one is spelling certain doom, |
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Mowin' through a load of goo that's grown into what Joey Drew! |
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Left forgotten on the blotter, we just want a chance to be. |
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The creators couldn't save us, you'll be slain by our machine! |
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Think that I might go insane now, |
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as I try to solve this mystery! |
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But you know that inbetween the breakdowns, |
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you can always find the Keys! |
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Ha! |
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Yeah, kick it! |
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Smooth, Ha-Ha! |
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Darkness roused, no House of Mouse. |
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Ink pen, King pen, you're in my house now! |
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No survival kit, chuck your Tex-Books out. |
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No Illusion, it's Life, |
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And I'm DEVOUT! |
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So you Kahl yourself an artist, |
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Well, I don't think you even know what art is! |
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They say that art is just catharsis, |
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that's why my masterpieces are all pieces of carcass! |
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I had a little Fleischer inspiration, |
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and Iwerks HARD for it! |
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Think you can WALTZ right in, take part of it? |
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Singing Merrie Melodies through Tartarus? |
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You've drawn the line, I gave it LIFE, and artifact! |
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You got my telegram, swear there ain't no parlor tricks. |
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Just some pentagrams, and a couple candle sticks! |
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Internal engine, wrenchin', Lazarus, |
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through my pen renderin', masochistic avarice! |
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Family Fun turned cree-pycrawl-ey, |
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Frankenstein meets Frank and Oll-ie |
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Who said smiles had to be joll-y? |
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Smile a mile de-fil-ing bo-dies! |
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Sill-y spooks got Hell-a gor-y, |
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prob-ab-ly an all-e-gor-y! |
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House of laughter built -for slaugh-terin', |
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Fun Time Fac-tory fell to foll-y. |
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Oh, yeah! |
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Swing it! |
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Soon enough, |
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you'll come round |
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embrace this darker art! |
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What goes up, |
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must come down! |
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Everything moves in arcs! |
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Gee whiz! |
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You've been walking round in cycles, and you've had your ups and downs. |
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When you passed out, we made contact extremely deep underground. |
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I've been drawing seven circles, and that's where he can be found. (Where I can be found!) |
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'Cause these creatures need their sheep so he can free us from these bounds. |
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Can you hear him crawling through the pipes around the sanctum? |
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Your sacrifice will free me from the shell I'm trapped in! |
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Uh, I've got some questions 'bout the chair that I am strapped in? |
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Hush, little sheep, come meet a pal of mine with black wings! |
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I'm bein' hunted by unwanted childrens picture shows! |
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By some unholy ghost that broke out of the Zoetrope! |
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The Devil's doodling, and I guess he found the Rotoscope! |
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'Cause now his scrawls can walk the halls of fallen studios! (That's me!) |
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Twisted animator, black magic Machinator! |
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Don't let 'em get you, their adventures hurt far less on paper! |
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They'll squash and stretch you through the gears of their accursed creation, |
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to bring to life a new imagineered abo****tion! (I'm Karma!) |
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Darkness reigns incarnate, |
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at the heart of this Machine! |
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just how deep this inkwell goes, is remaining to be seen! |
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Think that I might go insane now, |
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as I try to solve this mystery! |
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But you know that inbetween the breakdowns, |
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you can always find the keys! |
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Guh-ha-ha! |
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That's all folks! |
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Tune in next week! |
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bye |
