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作曲 : Barnes, Samberg, Schaffer ... |
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Hey girl I got somethin' real important to give you |
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Girl ya gotta know you're my shining star |
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So just sit down and listen |
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Girl you know we've been together such a long long time (such a long time) |
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And now I'm ready to lay it on the line |
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(Wooow) You know it's Christmas and my heart is open wide |
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Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind |
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A gift real special, so take off the top |
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Take a look inside - It's my dick in a box |
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Not gonna get you a diamond ring |
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That sort of gift don't mean anything |
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Not gonna get you a fancy car |
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Girl ya gotta know you're my shining star |
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Not gonna get you a house in the hills |
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A girl like you needs somethin' real |
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Wanna get you somethin' from the heart |
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Somethin' special girl |
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It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box babe |
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It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box girl |
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See I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs givin' (yeah) |
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And I got just the one, somethin' to show ya that you are second to none |
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To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress |
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It's easy to do just follow these steps |
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One：Cut a hole in a box |
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Two：Put your junk in that box |
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Three：Make her open the box |
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And that's the way you do it |
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It's my dick in a box… my dick in a box babe |
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It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box girl |
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Christmas; dick in a box |
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Hanukkah; dick in a box |
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Kwanzaa; a dick in a box |
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Every single holiday a dick in a box |
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Over at your parent's house a dick in a box |
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Mid day at the grocery store a dick in a box |
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Backstage at the CMA's a dick in a box (yeah-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow) |
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A dick in a box… |
