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作曲 : Fuller, Hammond, Samberg ... |
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Now let's take a trip down memory lane |
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Back to junior high school where it all began |
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Three bad little kids raising hell at school |
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We were just thirteen straight acting the fool |
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Everyday after class Kiv's house was the spot |
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Making crazy prank calls hoping not to get caught |
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Best friends, blood brothers, yo we're one in the same |
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Till one faithful afternoon when everything changed |
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One day playing punch out up in Kiv's room |
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The house started shaking and we heard a kaboom |
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Looked out the back window saw a billowin' smoke |
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Yo, your backyard is smashed |
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Man, this isn't a joke |
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Yo, let's go check this out man |
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Oh, what was that' |
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Alright, bet, let's go |
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All the smoke and debris led straight to the basement |
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Yo, what the hell is that' |
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Man, it looks like a spaceship |
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We all ran for cover as the hatch opened wide |
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And a little green dude stepped out from inside |
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He said: I'm from Mars and I come in peace |
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I have something to ask and it's not discreet |
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There's a mutated strain in our DNA helix |
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And you three kids are the ones who can heal it |
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But we're just thirteen |
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Man, what can we do' |
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Um, how should I put this' |
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I think we should screw |
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Whaaat' |
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On my home planet we can no longer breed |
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I've been sent as a receptacle to store in your seed |
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Store in our seed' |
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Yo, I think he means sex |
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Man, I'm a virgin |
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We all are |
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Bet! |
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I'm just gonna lie here and close my eyes |
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Awh, what should we do' |
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Now it's spreading its thighs |
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You'll be heroes on my planet |
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But why us three' |
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You're the chosen ones |
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You'll just have to trust me |
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Yo, should we do it' |
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Man, I don't know |
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Yo, I say we put it to a vote |
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All in favor say I |
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I! |
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Okay, we're in |
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Cool |
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Who should go first' |
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I have three depositories to capture your burst |
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Wait, so at the same time' |
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Yeah, that's what I was thinking |
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Here's some wine coolers |
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Let's get you boys drinking |
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We pounded the drinks and started gettin' tipsy |
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Then took our positions and started getting' frisky |
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One in the front |
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And two in the back |
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Had it locked up like a Chinese finger trap |
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Keep pumpin' away |
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My wife and family thank you |
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I'm about to explode |
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Yo son, me too |
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Three-way Climax! |
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Best friends forever |
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What a blessing to have lost our virginities together! |
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Yeah! |
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Andy, Jorm and Kiv |
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You've saved my race |
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Your reward is one wish |
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Then I'll go back to space |
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We looked at each other |
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Didn't have to talk |
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Knew exactly what we wanted before it took off |
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Mister Alien, sir |
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For what it's worth |
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We want to be the greatest fake MCs on earth |
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Your wish is granted |
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And thanks again |
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I may have saved my planet but I'm loosing three friends |
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What happened today was both incredible and bad |
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Therefore your name is Incredibad |
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