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The Lonely Island - Natalie's Rap (Feat. Natalie Portman) |
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作曲 : Samberg, Schaffer, Taccone |
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Chris: We're sitting here today with film star Natilalie Portman. |
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Natalie: Hello |
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Chris: So Natalie, tell us what a day in the life of Natalie Portman is like? |
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Natalie: Do you really want to know? |
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Chris: Please tell us. |
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(Natalie ~Rap~) I don't sleep motherf*cker off that Yak and the durbin' |
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Doin' 120 getting' head while I'm swerving |
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(Seth: Damn Natalie, you a crazy chick.) |
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Yo, shut the fuck up and suck my dick. |
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I'm bustin' dudes valves like gushers motherf*cker. |
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Pull up to NBC and smack the sh*t outta Jeff Zucker. |
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What you want Natalie? (To drink and fight!) |
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What you need Natalie? (To f*ck all night!) |
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Don't test me when I'm crazy off that airplane group |
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Put my foot down your throat til your sh*t's in my shoe. |
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Leave you screamin, pay for my dry-cleaning |
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F*ck your man it's my name that he's screamin? |
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Chris: I'm sorry Natalie, |
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are we to believe that you condone driving while intoxicated? |
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Natalie: I never said that I was a role model |
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Chris: But, what about the kids that look up to you, |
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do you have a message for them? |
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(Natalie ~Rap~) All the kids lookin up to me can suck my dick |
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It's Portman motherf*cker, drink til I'm sick |
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Slit your throat and pour nitrous down the hole |
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Watch you laugh and cry |
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While I laugh, you die |
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And to all the dudes, you know I'm talking to you |
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(We love you Natalie!) I wanna f*ck you too! |
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(Hey!) It's for Portman! |
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(Hey!) It's for p*ssies! |
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I'll kill your f*ckin dog for fun, so don't push me |
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Chris: Well Natalie, I'm surprised, |
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all this coming from a Harvard graduate? |
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Natalie: Well, there's a lot you may not know about me. |
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Chris: Really, such as? |
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(Natalie ~Bridge~) When I was in Harvard I smoked weed everyday |
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I cheated every test and snorted all the yay |
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I gotta def posse, you gotta lot of dudes |
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I sit right down on your face and take sh*t |
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(Andy ~Refrain~) Natalie, you are a bad ass bitch (Hell Yeah!) |
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And I'll always pay for your dry-cleaning |
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When my sh*t gets in your shoe (What!) |
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As for the drug use |
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Well I can't vouch for that |
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My dick is scared of you (Ooh) |
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Chris: Natalie, one final question, |
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if you could steal a smooch from any guy in Hollywood who would it? |
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Natalie: No more questions. |
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(What!) |
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