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作曲 : Campbell, Samberg, Schaffer ... |
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imagine in your mind a posh country club |
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the stuffy old money where the poor kid's snubbed |
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the spread is bland sauerkraut and boiled goose |
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there's no way these people will ever cut loose |
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but then i walk in the room,hold my boombox high |
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and what happened next,will blow your mind |
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everything got outta control |
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the music was so entrancing |
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everyone got out on the floor |
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it was a bunch of old white people dancing |
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now picture if you will a bunch of business men |
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stuffed in the boardroom like pigs in a pen |
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the ties around the necks are like a hangman's noose |
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in the middle of the table theres a boiled goose |
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the old people smell makes you want to puke in the sink |
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these dudes will never dance yeah that's what you think |
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i stride in the room all young and hip |
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hold up my boombox and say listen to this |
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then everyone started to move |
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people rejoiced instead of financing |
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your preconceived notions were shattered |
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by the super old white people dancing |
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the big apple,where people never dance |
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spirits go down while profits expand |
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the cops or the dealers,who's got the juice |
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the street benders peddling their boiled goose |
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so many types of people will never get along |
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till i bust out my boombox and play this song |
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the music washed away all the hate |
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and society started advancing |
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every demographic was represented |
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it was a rainbow coalition of dancing |
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whoa ! |
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everyone was wearing fingerless gloves |
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whoaaaaaoaaaaaoh ! |
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i saw a spanish guy doing the bartman |
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transport now to an old folks home |
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where the elderly are tossed on their brittle bones |
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the orderlies are stealing there's no excuse |
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everyday for lunch they eat boiled goose |
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so i grabbed my boombox and hit the turbo base |
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and what happened next was a total disgrace |
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everybody started having sex |
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the music was way too powerful |
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a bunch of old people fucking like rabbits |
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it was disgusting to say the least |
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oh! |
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a boombox can change the world |
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you gotta know your limits with a boombox |
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this was a cautionary tale |
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a boombox is not a toy |
