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ADAM: Look at this crib |
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In all of its glorious antiquary |
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Every curve and surface speaks to me |
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Saying pamper and spoil me |
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Sand me and oil me |
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Come on |
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I know to the untrained eye it's boring |
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But nothing's a chore when you're restoring |
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Apart from frustration, pain, and financial drain |
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It's fun! |
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Folks say, "Adam... |
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Why do you polish your crib |
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When you don't have a kid? |
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And even if you did have a kid |
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This crib is too precious for placing a baby inside it |
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So it simply exists to remind you |
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Your sense of perfection is just a reflection |
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That you are not mentally prepared |
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To make room for a kid, Adam |
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Why don't you live, Adam? |
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Just make a start" |
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Are you willing to take the next step? |
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Ready, set- |
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Ready, set- |
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BARBARA, spoken: Look at these jugs! |
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(sung) Amazingly glazed and terracotta-ery |
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I took some clay and made you pottery |
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The world will never wreck you |
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I'll protect you in a mother's embrace |
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Folks say, "Barbara... |
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Why can't you see that ceramics |
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Is simply a manifestation of motherly panic |
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By making a baby that's breakable |
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Aren't you creating a way of translating the terror |
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Of making maternal mistakes into clay |
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Hiding away |
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So you don't have to face being a bad mom, Barbara |
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That's what you've done, Barbara |
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Just make a start" |
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Are you willing to take the next step? |
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Ready, set- |
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BOTH: Here we stand |
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At the end of a 10-year plan |
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A house |
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A yard |
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A minivan |
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A baby should be next |
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Together let's leap off the cliff |
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Fall forever, then smash to bits |
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Trapped in a terrifying viper pit |
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Of diapers and regret |
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Are we willing to take the next step? |
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ADAM: Ready, set- |
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BARBARA: Ready, set- |
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ADAM: Not yet |
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BARBARA: Not yet |
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ADAM: Why rush? |
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BARBARA: Why rush? |
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BOTH: Soon enough, our hopes and our dreams will be crushed |
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BARBARA: But not yet! |
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ADAM: But not yet! |
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BARBARA: Not now |
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ADAM: Not now |
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Ooohh? |
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No! |
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See? We can't start a family in a house with creaky floorboards! |
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BARBARA: You are absolutely right |
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Let's add it to the list |
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With the cracks in the plaster |
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ADAM: The wi-fi should be faster |
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BARBARA: This sofa needs a castor |
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ADAM: The bathroom's a disaster! |
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BARBARA: What about global poverty? |
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ADAM: What about world peace? |
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BARBARA: Then there's the whole darn economy |
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ADAM: The whole Middle East |
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BARBARA: We should learn Mandarin |
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ADAM: Yeah! Or Spanish at least |
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BOTH: No habla español |
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Dos cervezas, por favor |
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And that's all we got |
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And that's not a lot |
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Do we want a bilingual household or not? |
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So let's go slow |
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No breaking a sweat |
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What's the point of having children |
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If we're drowning in debt? |
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BARBARA: Now we're totally |
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ADAM: Completely |
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BARBARA: Maybe eighty percent |
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ADAM: I'd say seventy-eight |
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BOTH (BEETLEJUICE): Ready to take |
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The next step (Yeah! Yeah! Yeah Yeah!) |
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The next step (Zooby dooby dooby, dooby dop dop bow!) |
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The next step (Zweeby, beeby, boo-bah-bah-dee!) |
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The next step |
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Ready, set let's— |
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BEETLEJUICE: See I wasn't kidding |
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It's a show about death! |
