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DELIA: The universe, |
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is more than just space with no end |
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LA-LA-LA-LA-LA! |
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Just think of the universe as a female best friend |
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And you can be like |
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"Hey, universe, what's happenin', girl?" |
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And she'll be like |
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"Oh, nothin'... just running the world." |
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And you'll be like, "what?" |
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And the universe will be like "I know! |
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You're on the right track, girl |
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I got your back, girl |
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I'm helping you grow” |
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Think positive |
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Act positive |
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You are a child of the earth! |
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Life-coaching! Nailing it! |
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Time to take command |
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You dictate the hand |
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The universe deals |
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Look! |
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Science makes no sense |
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Who needs evidence? |
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Go with your feels |
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I'm like a radio |
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Tuned to the stars |
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I found my frequency |
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Crystals speak to me |
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LYDIA: What are they saying? |
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DELIA: Buy more crystals! |
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Everything, everything happens for a reason |
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Be a beacon of light in the world |
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Put a little "alright" in the world |
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There are spiritual guides above |
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Look up and see 'em |
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Perception is reality |
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Just listen to the melody the universe sings |
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'Cause everything, everything happens for a reason |
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LYDIA: Gee, I hate to break it to you. |
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The universe is just the contents of time, |
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matter and space |
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DELIA: Yeah. |
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LYDIA: Ninety-one billion light-years across |
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And the earth's a small place |
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Where good people die |
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DELIA: No— |
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LYDIA: Yeah. |
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In famine and wars |
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The pacific islands are sinking |
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But negative thinking is hardly the cause |
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You think life is all unicorns and rainbows |
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'cause you're bored |
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And positivity is a luxury that few can afford |
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We're gonna die |
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Yes, you and I |
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In meaninglessness and alone |
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DELIA: No no no! No! |
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One day you may wake up alone |
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LYDIA: Okay? |
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DELIA: 'cause your husband and his boyfriend |
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bought a boat |
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and then they sailed away to Rome |
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LYDIA: That's specific. |
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DELIA: So you cry yourself to sleep in deep despair |
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Talkin' to the walls 'cause there's no one there |
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And you have to buy a cat |
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'cause that's your last chance to have a family |
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Take it from me! |
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That your aging ass will have to believe that — |
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Everything, everything happens for a reason |
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Put some more fun in the world |
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A little "i am still young!!!" In the world |
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Be prepared to take your eggs and freeze 'em |
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LYDIA: Is this still about me? |
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DELIA: 'cause everything, everything happens— |
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LYDIA: Sounds like terrible things can happen |
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Because the universe is random |
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DELIA: Yes, but- random for a reason! |
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LYDIA: No reason! |
