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作曲 : Daniel M. Nakamura/Randall Park |
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Hello, hello, Hello |
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Hello |
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Best believe I punched Keanu Reeves |
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And it was better than any scene |
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You could see in Speed |
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I hit John Wick |
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And now I'm feeling so appealing |
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Basically, I'm a god |
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You could call me Hercules |
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Best believe I punched Keanu Reeves |
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And it was better than any scene |
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You could see in Speed |
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I'm tellin' you, for real |
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I punched Neo |
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He could duck bullets |
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But he couldn't duck me |
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I'm feelin' so refreshed |
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The new sheriff's in town |
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Check the button on my vest |
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It's Keanu with a bruise |
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Around the oculus |
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Now I'm just cruisin' the metropolis |
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In my prime, like Optimus |
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Everything is half-full |
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I'm an optimist, haven't done ish |
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Yet I feel accomplished |
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Best pugilist |
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Blessed with an iron fist |
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Strong enough to |
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Survive an apocalypse |
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Any summit I could be on |
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Any point break |
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I could surf with my Gui on |
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Take any fighter, any class |
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I'mma put you on your ass |
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Then, I'll pee on you peons |
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For eons and eons and eons |
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And eons, etcetera |
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Not a tall fellow |
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But nobody can measure up |
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And if you wanna feel similar to this |
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All I had to do was coldclock |
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An icon of cinema |
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Best believe I punched Keanu Reeves |
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And it was better than any scene |
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You could see in Speed |
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I hit John Wick |
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And now I'm feeling so appealing |
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Basically, I'm a god |
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You could call me Hercules |
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What an excellent adventure |
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I wouldn't be surprised if |
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Keanu's wearing dentures |
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I've got a high five |
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That can make a man die |
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I should be with the Justice League |
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And the Avengers |
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Taking out contenders with glee |
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Carefree, and as happy as can be, low-key |
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Cause the only thing better than punching Keanu Reeves |
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Is the fact that his girl chose me |
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I bet you didn't think this was a love song |
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But the reason I'm at my pinnacle right now |
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Is I hit him in the eye |
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Then I became her guy |
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And her love has me feeling invincible |
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No doubt (Oh) |
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Get it? So I don't think I'll ever jet it |
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Plus, he was a jerk |
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So I really don't regret it |
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I'll celebrate that day from now till forever |
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Or at least till the end of the credits, credits |
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Best believe I punched Keanu Reeves |
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And it was better than any scene |
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You could see in Speed |
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I hit John Wick |
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And now I'm feeling so appealing |
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Basically, I'm a god |
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You could call me Hercules |
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Best believe I punched Keanu Reeves |
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And it was better than any scene |
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You could see in Speed |
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I'm tellin' you, for real |
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I punched Neo |
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He could duck bullets |
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But he couldn't duck me (yeah, oh) |
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Best believe I punched Keanu Reeves |
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And it was better than any scene |
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You could see in Speed |
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I'm tellin' you, for real |
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I punched Neo |
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He could duck bullets |
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But he couldn't duck me |