Be More Chill, Pt. 1

歌名	Be More Chill, Pt. 1
歌手	Jason Tam
歌手	Be More Chill Original Broadway Ensemble
专辑	Be More Chill (Original Broadway Cast Recording)

原歌词

[00:00.000]	作曲 : Joe Iconis
[00:30.341][THE SQUIP, spoken]	You see, human social activity is governed by rules.
[00:03.827]	And I have the processing capacity to understand those rules. And pass them on to you
[00:09.495]	(sung) C-c-c-c-c-cmon, Jeremy, can't you see?
[00:15.686]	Your operating system is outdated
[00:20.153]	Come on, boo, you know that you
[00:24.516]	Make everyone around you nauseated
[00:29.192]	Hey, I've arrived now, this is not a drill
[00:33.319]	Bae, I've arrived, wow!
[00:35.905]	Won't be long until
[00:37.577]	You wi-i-i-i-i-i-ill
[00:41.522]	Be more chill
[00:45.388][JEREMY, faintly]	Wow
[00:46.302][THE SQUIP]	Take your hands out of your pockets
[00:48.940]	Arch your back, puff out your chest
[00:53.381]	Add some swagger to your gait or
[00:57.613]	You'll look like a mas-tur-ba-tor
[00:59.442]	Fix your posture, then the rest
[01:01.296][JEREMY, spoken]	Oh, but I am a masturbator
[01:02.864][THE SQUIP, spoken]	We'll fix that
[01:05.058]	(sung) All your nerdiness is ugly
[01:06.991][JEREMY, spoken]	I thought I was more of a geek?
[01:08.715][THE SQUIP]	All your stammering's a chore
[01:10.544][JEREMY, spoken]	Wha-stammer- no, I don't stammer, you know what I--
[01:13.417][THE SQUIP]	Your tics and fidgets are persistent
[01:14.854]	And your charm is non-existent
[01:17.205]	Fix your vibe, then fix some more
[01:20.940][THE SQUIP]	Bu--
[01:21.123][JEREMY]	Ah-
[01:21.384][THE SQUIP]	Buh
[01:21.593][JEREMY]	Oh-
[01:21.828][THE SQUIP]	No
[01:22.064][JEREMY]	Ah?
[01:22.351][THE SQUIP]	Stop
[01:22.586][JEREMY]	Oh!
[01:22.978][THE SQUIP]	Oh, everything about you is so terrible
[01:28.124][JEREMY]	...terrible?
[01:29.326][THE SQUIP]	Terrible!
[01:30.423][JEREMY]	Oh...
[01:31.494][The SQUIP]	Whoa, everything about you makes me wanna die
[01:36.823][JEREMY]	(heavy breathing)
[01:37.868][THE SQUIP]	So don't freak out
[01:41.812]	And don't resist
[01:44.006]	And have no doubt
[01:45.887]	If I assist
[01:47.794]	You wi-i-i-i-i-i-ill
[01:51.504]	Be more chill
[01:54.273]	(spoken) Now, the first thing you need to change is your shirt. Buy that one!
[01:57.877][JEREMY, spoken]	It says Eminem...
[01:59.027][THE SQUIP, spoken]	If you鈥檙e so astute, what do you need me for?
[02:01.456][JEREMY, spoken]	Do people still listen to Eminem?
[02:03.050][THE SQUIP, spoken]	Irrelevant. My quantum structure enables me to envision possible futures. I envision a future in which you wear an Eminem shirt and things turn out well
[02:13.760]	(sung) Oh, everything about you is so terrible
[02:19.011][PEOPLE IN THE MALL]	Everything about you sucks!
[02:20.082]	Everything about you sucks!
[02:22.302][THE SQUIP]	Whoa, everything about you makes me wanna die
[02:27.030][PEOPLE IN THE MALL]	Everything about you sucks!
[02:28.519]	Everything about you sucks!
[02:30.452][THE SQUIP & PEOPLE IN THE MALL]	All the people in the mall
[02:34.344][THE SQUIP]	Think you are such a slob
[02:35.755][PEOPLE IN THE MALL]	You're a slob!
[02:36.826]	Terrible!
[02:38.002]	Such a slob!
[02:39.151][THE SQUIP & PEOPLE IN THE MALL]	And boy
[02:41.842][THE SQUIP]	Can I see why!
[02:44.506]	(spoken) Now you, try picking a shirt
[02:46.700]	That's a girl's shirt
[02:48.059][CHLOE, spoken]	...Jerry?
[02:49.104][JEREMY, spoken]	Jerry-me
[02:50.253][THE SQUIP, spoken]	Greet the beta
[02:51.481][JEREMY, spoken]	The be- oh. Hi, Brooke
[02:53.309][THE SQUIP, spoken]	"You look sexy."
[02:54.485][JEREMY, spoken]	I can't say that to a hot girl! Aaah!
[02:56.183][THE SQUIP, spoken]	Don't smile. Stare intensely. Speak like you don't care about your own death
[03:00.075][JEREMY, spoken]	Looking... pretty... sexy, Broo-ke!
[03:04.986][BROOKE, spoken]	Thanks
[03:06.214][CHLOE, spoken]	Is that a girl's shirt?
[03:07.703][JEREMY, spoken]	No
[03:08.539][THE SQUIP, spoken]	"Yes."
[03:09.166][JEREMY, spoken]	Yes
[03:09.714][THE SQUIP, spoken & JEREMY, overlapping]	Repeat after me:
[03:09.714]	(sung) I saw it in the window
[03:11.935]	I saw it in the window
[03:14.756]	And I couldn't dismiss
[03:15.827]	And I couldn't dismiss
[03:18.883]	I was dating a girl
[03:20.477]	I was dating a girl
[03:21.652]	And she had a shirt just like this
[03:23.428]	And she had a shirt just like this, haha!
[03:26.093][THE SQUIP]	It's still painful
[03:28.575][JEREMY]	It's still painful
[03:33.512][CHLOE, spoken]	So, who was this mystery girl?
[03:36.594][JEREMY, spoken]	Oh, you've probably never heard of-
[03:38.188][THE SQUIP]	Madeline
[03:41.375][JEREMY]	Madeline
[03:43.203][CHLOE, spoken]	What?
[03:44.091][JEREMY]	She's French
[03:47.409][CHLOE, spoken]	She is NOT French! She just pretends to be for attention!
[03:53.077][BROOKE, spoken]	Madeline broke up with you?
[03:54.958][JEREMY, spoken]	Yeah
[03:55.350][THE SQUIP, spoken]	No
[03:55.664][JEREMY, spoken]	I mean--
[03:56.212][THE SQUIP]	I broke up with her
[03:58.798][JEREMY]	I broke up with her!
[04:00.810][THE SQUIP]	'Cause she was
[04:01.515]	Cheating on me
[04:03.213][JEREMY, overselling it]	She was
[04:03.866]	Cheating on me-e-e-eeee!
[04:10.292][THE SQUIP]	Hey, Hamlet. Be more chill
[04:17.789]	(spoken) Brooke is going to offer you a ride. It is imperative you accept

歌词翻译

[00:03.827]	而我拥有足够的处理能力去消化这些规则，并传授给你。
[00:09.495]	来——吧，杰瑞米，你还不明白吗？
[00:15.686]	你的操作系统早就老旧过时
[00:20.153]	醒醒吧，啵，你该知道你
[00:24.516]	让周围所有人感到恶心！
[00:29.192]	嘿，但是现在我来了，这可不是预警演习
[00:30.341]	人类的社交活动是被各种规则来严格管控的。
[00:33.319]	宝贝，我已经降临，哇哦！
[00:35.905]	再也无需等待
[00:37.577]	你很快就将——
[00:41.522]	变得魅力十足！
[00:45.388]	哇哦
[00:46.302]	把你双手从口袋里拿出来
[00:48.940]	抬头挺胸，端正姿态
[00:53.381]	走路要随性才能让人喜爱
[00:57.613]	不然你看整天自慰的哪有人爱？
[00:59.442]	修正你的行为举止，再是别的
[01:01.296]	噢，可是我就是那个整天自慰的
[01:02.864]	我们会解决这件事的
[01:05.058]	你的宅男气质让人恶心
[01:06.991]	我以为我更像是个极客？
[01:08.715]	你的结巴口吃是个问题
[01:10.544]	什-结巴-什么，我才不结巴呢，你知、知道的我-
[01:13.417]	你的小毛小病真是不少
[01:14.854]	魅力方面也实属零分倒
[01:17.205]	修正你的气场，还有更多
[01:20.940]	但-
[01:21.123]	啊-
[01:21.384]	可-
[01:21.593]	噢-
[01:21.828]	不
[01:22.064]	啊？
[01:22.351]	停下！
[01:22.586]	噢！
[01:22.978]	噢，所有关于你的一切都是如此糟糕！
[01:28.124]	...糟糕?
[01:29.326]	十分糟糕！
[01:30.423]	哦...
[01:31.494]	哇哦，所有关于你的一切让我简直想死！
[01:36.823]	（粗重的呼吸声）
[01:37.868]	所以别慌张
[01:41.812]	也别想抵抗
[01:44.006]	不用有什么犹豫
[01:45.887]	有了我的帮助后
[01:47.794]	你就能——
[01:51.504]	变得高冷随性！
[01:54.273]	现在，我们要做的第一件事就是给你换件衣服。买那一件！
[01:57.877]	这上面说Eminem (著名说唱歌手）
[01:59.027]	如果你这么聪明，还要我做什么？
[02:01.456]	人们现在还挺Eminem的歌吗？
[02:03.050]	无关信息。我的量子系统给予我设想可能发生的未来的能力。而我看见一个只要你穿了印有Eminem头像的T恤，事情就往好的方面发展的未来
[02:13.760]	噢，所有关于你的一切都差得彻底！
[02:19.011]	关于你的一切都烂爆了！
[02:20.082]	关于你的一切都烂爆了！
[02:22.302]	哇哦，所有关于你的一切让我简直想死！
[02:27.030]	关于你的一切都差极了！
[02:28.519]	关于你的一切都差极了！
[02:30.452]	商场里的形形色色
[02:34.344]	都认为你是个糟蹋鬼！
[02:35.755]	糟蹋鬼！
[02:36.826]	差劲死了！
[02:38.002]	糟蹋鬼！
[02:39.151]	噢男孩
[02:41.842]	我想也不难看出为什么吧！
[02:44.506]	现在，你自己试着选一件衣服
[02:46.700]	那是女士衬衫
[02:48.059]	...杰瑞？
[02:49.104]	杰瑞-米
[02:50.253]	和另外那个女孩打招呼
[02:51.481]	另-噢，你好呀，布鲁克
[02:53.309]	“你看起来真性感”
[02:54.485]	我不能对一个辣妹说这个！啊——！
[02:56.183]	别露出牙齿。狠狠地盯着她。说的时候要好像你已经将生死置于身外。
[03:00.075]	你看起来...可真...性感，布鲁克！
[03:04.986]	谢谢～
[03:06.214]	那是件女士衬衫吗？
[03:07.703]	不是
[03:08.539]	“是的”
[03:09.166]	是的!
[03:09.714]	重复我说的话：
[03:09.714]	“我在橱窗看见它”
[03:11.935]	我在橱窗看见它
[03:14.756]	“就再也无法忘怀”
[03:15.827]	就再也无法忘怀
[03:18.883]	“我曾经同一个女孩约会”
[03:20.477]	我曾经同一个女孩约会
[03:21.652]	“而她就有件这样的衬衫”
[03:23.428]	而她就有件这样的衬衫，哈哈！
[03:26.093]	“现在回想起来仍然痛苦”
[03:28.575]	现在回想起来仍然痛苦
[03:33.512]	所以，谁是这位神秘女郎？
[03:36.594]	噢，你可能从来没听说过-
[03:38.188]	“玛德琳”
[03:41.375]	玛德琳
[03:43.203]	什么？？
[03:44.091]	她是法国人！
[03:47.409]	她才·不·是法国人！她只是装成法国人，好吸引别人的注意力！
[03:53.077]	玛德琳和你分手了？
[03:54.958]	是啊
[03:55.350]	“不！”
[03:55.664]	我是说-
[03:56.212]	“我同她分的手！”
[03:58.798]	我同她分的手！
[04:00.810]	“因为当时她正在”
[04:01.515]	“出轨！”
[04:03.213]	因为当时她正在
[04:03.866]	出chuuuuu 轨uiuiuiuuui！
[04:10.292]	嘿，哈姆雷特，冷静点
[04:17.789]	布鲁克会提出要载你一程。这十分重要，你必须接受。