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作曲 : Frank Wilder/1864 |
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I wanted much to go to war, |
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And went to be examined; |
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The surgeon looked me o'er and o'er, |
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My back and chest he hammered. |
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Said he, "You're not the man for me, |
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Your lungs Are much affected, |
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And likewise both your eyes are cock'd, |
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And otherwise defected." |
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So, now I'm with the Invalids, |
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And cannot go and fight, sir! |
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The doctor told me so, you know, |
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Of course it must be right, sir! |
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While I was there a host of chaps |
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For reasons were exempted, |
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Old "pursy", he was laid aside, |
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To pass he had attempted. |
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The doctor said, "I do not like |
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Your corporosity, sir! |
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You'll "breed a famine" in the camp |
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Wherever you might be, sir!" |
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So, now I'm with the Invalids, |
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And cannot go and fight, sir! |
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The doctor told me so, you know, |
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Of course it must be right, sir |
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There came a fellow, mighty tall, |
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A "knock-kneed overgrowner", |
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The Doctor said, "I ain't got time |
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To take and look you over." |
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Next came along a little chap, |
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Who was 'bout two foot nothing, |
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The Doctor said, "You'd better go |
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And tell your marm you're coming!" |
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So, now I'm with the Invalids, |
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And cannot go and fight, sir! |
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The doctor told me so, you know, |
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Of course it must be right, sir |
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Some had the ticerdolerreou, |
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Some what they call "brown critters", |
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And some were "lank and lazy" too, |
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Some were too "fond of bitters". |
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Some had "cork legs" and some "one eye", |
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With backs deformed and crooked, |
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I'll bet you'd laugh'd till you had cried, |
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To see how "cute" they looked. |
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So, now I'm with the Invalids, |
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And cannot go and fight, sir! |
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The doctor told me so, you know, |
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Of course it must be right, sir |
