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T-Series! (Yeah!) |
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It's your big day! (Woo!) |
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Incredible job! |
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I know we had our differences |
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But today, I just wanna tell you |
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Ay congratulations, it's a celebration |
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Party all day, I know you've been waitin' (Here we go!) |
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Ay congratulations(Woo!), it's a celebration |
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I just wanna tell you that I think that you're amazing |
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Ay congratulations to your corporation |
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Guess to beat one Swedish boy, you need a billion Asians |
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Yeah, you did it very nice, and all it took |
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Was a massive corporate entity with every song in Bollywood |
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Now you're at number one, hope you did nothing wrong |
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Like starting your business by selling pirated songs |
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Oops! Didn't think we'd see? It's right there on Wikipedia |
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Get used to your past being held against you by the media (Uh oh) |
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I'm sure right now there's nothing |
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That you're doing that's illegal, yeah |
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I'm certain that you haven't had collusions with the mafia |
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For legal reasons, that's a joke |
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For legal reasons, that's a joke |
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For serious, Indian mafia, please don't kill me, that's a joke |
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India, I'm sorry about the memes, you're the best |
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I love my Indian Bros, from Bombay to Bangladesh |
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I'll take on all the world for you, I'm a heavy hitter |
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'Bout to cause a genocide so you can call me Hi— |
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Ay congratulations, it's a celebration (Oh!) |
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Party all day, I know you've been waitin' (Oh yeah!) |
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Ay congratulations, it's a celebration (Yeah!) |
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I just wanna tell you that I think that you're amazing |
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Congratulations (Uh) |
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Congratulations (It's your big day! Woo!) |
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Congratulations |
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Congratulations (Such a big day) |
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I got a letter in the post, hmm, what is this? (Hmm) |
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T-Series saying "Cease and desist" |
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Had a problem with me telling them to hold their defecation |
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But let me educate you, silly, that's not defamation (Woo) |
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T-Series can eat a **** (Still not defamation) |
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Suck my ****ing Swedish meatballs (Still not defamation, yum) |
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Did you know that Indians have poo-poo in their brains? |
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That's a blatant racist lie |
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Yeah, but still not defamation! (Woo) |
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India got YouTube figured out, that's sick, son |
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How 'bout next you figure how to fix the caste system? (Oof) |
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Maybe all those ads will solve your crippling poverty |
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But looking at T-Series' past, |
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I'm guessing not probably But never mind the poor people, |
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We just here to party |
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Just here to pop some bottles with the 9-Year-Old Army |
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Non-alcoholic 'cause I had a real problem |
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But we still out here living like we 'bout to kamikaze |
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So this is it, thanks for sticking with my channel |
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Ever since I was a nobody, screaming at barrels |
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Yeah, this is it, it's been an adventure |
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It's the end of the reign of Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg |
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Through all the change and controversy, you've been by my side |
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There’s no army in the world that would rather give me watch time |
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It's been a wild ride, so while I can still be heard |
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Here's one last brofist from the number one in the world |
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Ay congratulations, it's a celebration (Oh) |
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Party all day (Skrra), I know you've been waitin' |
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(Yeet, party all day, yeah) |
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Ay congratulations (Woo!), it's a celebration (Oh) |
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I just wanna tell you that I think that you're amazing |
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Congratulations (Oh, ooh hoo) |
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Congratulations (Skrattar du, it's your big day!) |
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Congratulations (I'm ****ing lit!) |
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Congratulations (Such a big day!) |
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Oh yeah, yeah |
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Congratulations, T-Series! You did it! |
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Yatta desu ne |
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Hope that #MeToo stuff doesn't severely affect your bottom line |
