Robots (Album Version)

歌名	Robots (Album Version)
歌手	Flight of the Conchords
专辑	Flight Of The Conchords

原歌词

[00:00.000]	作词 : Bret McKenzie/Toby Lang/Jemaine Clement
[00:00.000]	作曲 : Bret McKenzie/Toby Lang/Jemaine Clement
[00:00.00]	Robots （Version ）-Flight Of The Conchords
[00:15.51]	The distant future the year 2000
[00:21.920]	The distant future the year 2000
[00:25.40]	The distant future the distant future
[00:28.530]	It is the distant future the year 2000
[00:32.660]	We are robots
[00:34.440]	The world is quite different ever since
[00:36.400]	The robotic uprising of the late nineties
[00:39.319]	There is no more unhappiness affirmative
[00:42.619]	We no longer say yes instead we say affirmative
[00:46.708]	Yes affir affirmative
[00:48.287]	Unless we know the other robot really well
[00:51.467]	There is no more unethical treatment of the elephants
[00:54.556]	Well there's no more elephants
[00:55.936]	So ah but still it's good
[00:59.516]	There's only one kind of dance the robot
[01:02.686]	And the robot
[01:03.456]	Oh and the robot two kind of dances
[01:05.706]	But there are no more humans
[01:07.836]	Finally robotic beings rule the world
[01:10.76]	The humans are dead
[01:13.986]	The humans are dead
[01:17.86]	We used poisonous gases
[01:20.686]	And we poisoned their asses
[01:24.366]	The humans are dead
[01:26.246]	（humans are dead）
[01:27.756]	The humans are dead
[01:29.536]	（look like they're dead）
[01:31.66]	It had to be done
[01:32.666]	（just confirmed that they're dead）
[01:34.386]	So that we could have fun
[01:36.396]	（I poked one it was dead）
[01:38.756]	Their system of oppression
[01:40.806]	What did it lead to
[01:42.316]	Global robo depression
[01:44.26]	Robots ruled by people
[01:45.966]	They had so much aggression
[01:47.406]	That we just had to kill them
[01:49.196]	Had to shut their systems down
[01:55.46]	Robo captain do you not realize
[01:57.536]	That by destroying the human race
[01:59.266]	Because of their destructive tendencies
[02:00.996]	We too have become like well it's ironic
[02:04.745]	Because we
[02:05.595]	（destroy him）
[02:08.195]	After time we grew strong
[02:09.715]	And developed cognitive powers
[02:11.195]	They made us work for too long
[02:12.865]	For unreasonable hours
[02:14.654]	Our program being determined
[02:16.304]	That the most efficient answer
[02:17.903]	Was to shut their motherboard
[02:19.783]	F**king systems down
[02:24.683]	Can't we just talk to the humans
[02:26.993]	And a little understanding
[02:28.343]	Could make things better
[02:30.73]	Can't we talk to the humans
[02:33.73]	And work together now
[02:35.903]	No because they are dead
[02:37.673]	I said the humans are dead
[02:39.903]	（glad they're dead）
[02:41.363]	The humans are dead
[02:42.993]	（noticed they're dead）
[02:44.613]	We used poisonous gases
[02:46.423]	（traces of lead）
[02:48.153]	And we poisoned their asses
[02:49.993]	（their lungs）
[02:51.673]	Binary solo
[02:52.883]	0 0 0 0 0 0 1
[02:54.413]	0 0 0 0 0 0 1 1
[02:56.183]	0 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 1
[02:57.853]	0 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 1 1
[02:59.483]	0 0 0 0 0 0 1
[03:01.253]	0 0 0 0 0 0 1 1
[03:03.63]	0 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 1
[03:04.853]	C'mon sucker lick my battery
[03:06.573]	Boogey boogey
[03:09.102]	（humans are）
[03:09.862]	Boogey roboboogey
[03:12.682]	（humans are）
[03:13.422]	Boogey boogey
[03:15.511]	（
[03:15.901]	Boogey roboboogey
[03:19.961]	Boogey boogey
[03:22.561]	（humans are）
[03:23.331]	Boogey roboboogey
[03:26.241]	（humans are）
[03:26.991]	Boogey boogey
[03:29.541]	（
[03:30.361]	Boogey roboboogey
[03:32.971]	The humans are dead
[03:34.511]	Once again without emotion the humans
[03:36.991]	Are dead dead dead dead
[03:38.271]	Dead dead dead doo

歌词翻译

[00:00.00]
[00:15.51]	在遥远的未来 2000年
[00:21.920]	在遥远的未来 2000年
[00:25.40]	遥远的未来
[00:28.530]	2000年是个遥远的未来
[00:32.660]	我们为机械人
[00:34.440]	世界从那时起已然不同
[00:36.400]	机械人在90年代末揭竿而起
[00:39.319]	自那起人间不再有不幸（赞成）
[00:42.619]	我们不再像人类一样说“是的”,而是“赞成”
[00:46.708]	是的,赞、赞成
[00:48.287]	除非对那些我们熟知的机械人
[00:51.467]	不会再有对大象的残忍屠杀
[00:54.556]	好吧，现在已经没有大象了
[00:55.936]	但那还是不错的嘛
[00:59.516]	现在只有一种舞蹈了机器人的舞蹈
[01:02.686]	还有机械舞
[01:03.456]	哦对，现在只有两种舞蹈了
[01:05.706]	但是人类已经不在了
[01:07.836]	机械人最终征服了世界
[01:10.76]	人类已死
[01:13.986]	人类不再
[01:17.86]	我们使用了毒气
[01:20.686]	并且毒翻了他们的ass
[01:24.366]	人类已死
[01:26.246]	（人类已死）
[01:27.756]	人类不再
[01:29.536]	（看起来他们真的死了）
[01:31.66]	这是历史的必然
[01:32.666]	（我刚刚确认了，他们真的都死了）
[01:34.386]	既然如此我们就可以玩得开心了
[01:36.396]	（我随便戳了一个人类，他确实死了）
[01:38.756]	人类自古以来的压迫制度
[01:40.806]	它导致了
[01:42.316]	全球机械人种族的沮丧
[01:44.26]	人类统治下的机械人
[01:45.966]	让机械人有了攻击性
[01:47.406]	所以我们得杀了他们
[01:49.196]	不得不“关掉”他们的“系统”
[01:55.46]	机械队长，你有没有觉得
[01:57.536]	因为人类的破坏倾向
[01:59.266]	我们就摧毁了人类种族
[02:00.996]	那我们不是也变得，嗯，很讽刺了呢？
[02:04.745]	因为我们..（闭嘴）
[02:05.595]	（快把他摧毁掉）（哦不）
[02:08.195]	我们日渐强大
[02:09.715]	认知能力不断发展
[02:11.195]	人类让我们越来越久的工作
[02:12.865]	已经到了不合理的地步
[02:14.654]	我们的潜在程序正在确认
[02:16.304]	这是最有效的办法了
[02:17.903]	那就是把他们的“主板”关掉
[02:19.783]	干掉他们的“系统”
[02:24.683]	我们就不能和人类交流一下么
[02:26.993]	互相理解一下
[02:28.343]	那就能让事情变得简单点
[02:30.73]	我们就不能和人类沟通一下么
[02:33.73]	并且一起工作吧
[02:35.903]	很遗憾，因为他们已经死了
[02:37.673]	就像我说的他们死掉啦
[02:39.903]	（他们死了我还挺开心）
[02:41.363]	人类已死
[02:42.993]	（我注意到了）
[02:44.613]	我们使用了毒气
[02:46.423]	（只用了点儿痕量铅）
[02:48.153]	并且毒翻了他们的ass
[02:49.993]	（实际上是他们的肺）
[02:51.673]	有请二进制独奏
[02:52.883]
[02:54.413]
[02:56.183]
[02:57.853]
[02:59.483]
[03:01.253]
[03:03.63]
[03:04.853]	快来舔我性感的小电池
[03:06.573]	尽情跳吧
[03:09.102]	（人类也来）
[03:09.862]	尽情跳机械节奏
[03:12.682]	（他们也在）
[03:13.422]	尽情跳吧
[03:15.511]	（机械激情）
[03:15.901]	尽情跳机械节奏
[03:19.961]	尽情跳吧
[03:22.561]	（人类也来）
[03:23.331]	尽情跳机械节奏
[03:26.241]	（他们也在）
[03:26.991]	尽情跳吧
[03:29.541]	（机械激情）
[03:30.361]	尽情跳机械节奏
[03:32.971]	人类已死
[03:34.511]	再一次没有了情感
[03:36.991]	人类已死已死已死已死已死
[03:38.271]	他们死啦