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作词 : Henrik Widegren |
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作曲 : Henrik Widegren |
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Today I found my love today |
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Everybody says they knew long ago |
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But I am not that way |
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I demand evidence before I say I know |
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Finally, it came to me my theory's confirmed |
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In all my experiments I have seen a trend |
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The null hypothesis is not at all sustained. |
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It's very likely that you are more than a friend |
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I love you more than the median |
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I'm certain cause the p-value is 0.01. |
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Our love is blessed by a t-test |
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I can prove to you. |
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I love you |
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Yes, I have evidence that you have got a crush |
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The autonomic nervous system doesn't lie |
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You dermal capillaries dilate and you start to blush |
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And our pupil size correlation is extremely high |
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Your curves don't have a normal distribution |
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And your eyes are in the top 10 percentile rank |
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Come with me and you will see my logical conclusion |
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A love that is statistically significant |
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You love me more than my control group |
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Cause you see when we meet your heart goes boop, boop, boop |
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And your pulse rate accelerates when we're on a date |
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You must agree. |
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You love me |
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I look into your eyes and think of decimals of pi |
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And playing with your open spreadsheets makes me high |
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And now my hard y-axis grows and reaches up to ten |
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And touches my x-axis until we come to origin |
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I love you and we have the evidence |
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Other people's love can be a coincidence |
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They want flowers but we want hard statistical power It's the best breakthrough I love you and no one can doubt it |
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We can shout loud that we're in love and proud |
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We have proofs in stacks and no alternative facts |
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I can prove to you That I love you That I Iove you That I love you That I Iove you I love you |
