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作词 : Henrik Widegren |
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作曲 : Henrik Widegren |
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Never Google Your Symptoms |
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One evening my father said my son |
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I’m dying and sooner I’ll be gone |
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But before my final farewell |
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Hear me and hear me well |
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Do whatever you wanna do |
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Have a plan or roll the dice |
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But one thing is strictly taboo |
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Please follow my advice |
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Never google your symptoms |
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That is my only prescription |
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You get a hundred diagnoses and some medieval prognosis |
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Every signs it’s a serious condition |
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If you google cough and diagnoses |
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You have got tuberculosis |
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And if you google fever and red |
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You have got Ebola and soon will be dead |
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And if you google I have a running nose |
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It’s CSF your brain is leaking juice |
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And if you google itch and prognosis |
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Anaphylactic shock or psychosis |
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Never google your symptoms |
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Seldom it brings any wisdom |
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You will do discover |
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But you might uncover that you have an extra chromosome |
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So this is what I heard my father says |
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And then he closed his eyes and passed away |
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The autopsy report was very clear |
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Death from hypochondriac fear |
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Which is accustomed when you google your symptoms |
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Never google your symptoms |
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The hit list is never awesome |
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Pain in your left arm |
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Heart attack alarm |
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Do you feel a little weak |
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Yes, you’ve got ALS |
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If you have a slight anemia |
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You’ve got leukemia |
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Are you a little crazy, you’ve got ADHD |
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So never ever google your symptoms |
