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Miller said in the paper here: |
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"After I clear the dirt from my eyes, |
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I could see that the rock couldn't weigh more than 20 pounds |
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And it shape like a leg of a lamb." |
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Ah,hogwash |
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Biggest leg of a lamb I ever saw. |
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Get me New York City! |
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Hello, Chicago? |
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Could you put me through to Bowling Green? |
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You ready for the lowdown |
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The real straight poop? |
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Here comes the mother-lode scoop |
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Get me Butte, Montana! |
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Hello, Savannah? |
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Could you put me through to Abilene? |
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You ready for the info? |
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'Cause she's a pip! |
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I'm mighty glad I made the trip! |
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Cave City, comma, capital K, capital Y; February three: |
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"Cave Man Underground!" |
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You got it? |
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Yeah |
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"Caveman Underground |
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Imprisoned By Rock." |
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("Cave Man Trapped Inside a Boulder.") |
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Somewhere in the cold hills of Kentucky, comma |
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A caver named Floyd Collins lies pinned |
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in a sandy cave by a boulder on his foot, period |
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("Kentuckian Caught Alone;Coffin Of Stone.") |
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Kentuckian trapped for no one knows how long under two ton slab of granite |
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("Buried While Still Alive.") |
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The brave man lies in a coffin of stone, comma, trapped under nearly... |
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"Seven Tons Of Rock!" |
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Is that remarkable? |
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That's remarkable! |
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Is that remarkable enough? |
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Most amazing thing I ever saw! |
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Is it incredible? |
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Whoa! |
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I wonder what tomorrow will bring! |
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MILLER: Mr. Carmichael, I need to speak to you. |
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I have an idea. I want to go down again with a jack and a crowbar. |
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I think I can pry the rock of his foot. |
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CARMICHAEL: You're not serious, Miller. |
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MILLER: We have to try something, and soon sir. |
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The one thing we can't have happen is for Floyd to lose hope. |
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"Floyd's starting to lose hope!" |
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—Lose hope!——Lose hope! |
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MILLER: What? |
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I want the Walla Walla Bugle! |
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The Paducah Tribune! |
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Is this the Mexicali Telegram? |
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You ready for the lowdown |
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The real straight poop? |
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Here comes the mother-lode scoop! |
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I want the Alamogordo Banner! |
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The Boise Gazette! |
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Get me the Bumblebee in Birmingham! |
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You read for the goods? |
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'Cause she's ready to pop |
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This is going over the top! |
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Cave City, comma, capital K, capital Y; February four: |
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"Cave Victim Losing Hope" |
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According to Skeets Miller |
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MILLER: —Huh? |
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Comma, Collins is quickly slipping into a state of deep despair |
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（"Cave Victim Crying Out…") |
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("...Asking For... Milk.") |
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The trapped man was heard to cry out, quotes |
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("Crying Out In Deep Despair") |
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"Get me out of here, comma, |
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even if you have to tear my foot off!" |
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("To Tear His Foot Off!") |
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exclamation, close quotes |
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Floyd is reported to be in a state of delirium |
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Conversing with cave crickets and even begging them... |
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...To "Hurry, hurry |
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Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry |
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PULL ME OUT!" |
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Remarkable? |
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MILLER: Wait... |
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Is that remarkable enough? |
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MILLER: If you report what you see... |
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Is it incredible? |
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Whoa! |
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I wonder what tomorrow will bring? |
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MISS JANE: Lee, there's a fella just arrived from People's Bank, |
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and he's saying he wants to help us some with our money trouble. |
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LEE: Oh god, bless him! Janie, where is he? |
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"God bless him" |
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—"God bless him" |
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—"The Collins family is deeply religious!" |
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Gimme the Lackawanna Pulpit! |
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Pierre Picayune? |
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Is this the Tallahassee Democrat? |
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Sharpen that woody, 'cause here's the dope |
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Chock full of tragedy and hope! |
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I'd like the Ponca City Sun! |
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The Saginaw Globe! |
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Put me through the Escanaba Finch! |
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Grab a feather and double dip; |
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This bird is ready to rip! |
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("Collins Family Waits And Prays.") |
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Cave City, comma, capital "K," capital "Y." February five! |
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("Nellie, Jane, Old Man Collins, Sitting on Log.") |
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The picture of the old weathered farmer |
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("The picture of the weathered fam'ly is touching.") |
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and his bent backwoods wife is a touching one, period |
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The virginal sister is a colorful example |
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("A virginal and colorful example of the life.") |
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of the folkways and eccentricities of the hillbilly life, period |
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"Remarkably enough," comma4 |
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"although they live such simple lives," |
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Comma, "the Collins family manages to own a car and even wear shoes." |
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BISHOP: I'm freezing. |
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What? |
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"He's free!" |
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(What?) |
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"Floyd Collins is free!" |
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(DOYLE: Hogwash!) |
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(BISHOP: Amazing!) |
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(JEWELL: Balderdash!) |
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"He's free!" |
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(FAMILY: Hooey!) |
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MILLER: But I was just with him,And he's… |
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"Not free! " |
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"Skeets Miller—Celebrity Hack!" |
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I wonder what tomorrow will bring? |
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Go on, ya' know you're yella! |
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Now listen fella |
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This ain't no literary magazine! |
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I only want the goodies |
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The mother-lode scoop! |
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I only want to scoop |
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the poop |
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Scoop the poop! |
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Scoop the poop! |
