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FLOYD: Hey Homer? What's pink and green and flies all over? |
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Homer? Homer, are you there, buddy? |
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HOMER: What's made a' stone |
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But's soft like a pillow? |
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FLOYD: That's not what I asked you! |
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What's pink and green an' flies all over? |
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HOMER: What's made a' stone |
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But is soft like a pillow? |
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Where you can lay on top |
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Or sink down in it? |
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Where you can git underneath |
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But it don't crush you |
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Come on, think now |
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You better think now, Floyd |
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Give it some thought now |
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It ain't hard! |
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You know; I know you know |
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I'm a-harkenin' back to a time ago |
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When a day wasn't done |
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If we didn't raise hell |
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And the sun put us under a magic spell |
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Huh? |
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You're a dumb-ass, you know that? |
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You must be the dumbest-ass... |
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FLOYD: Shut up! I got it |
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HOMER: Well? |
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FLOYD: Sand! |
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HOMER: Sorry |
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FLOYD: But it's made a' stone and soft like a feather, |
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you kin lay on top or sink down in it— |
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HOMER: Yeah, but that ain't this riddle and you ain't got it yet |
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So keep thinkin', an use yer brain this time |
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What's made a' stone |
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But's soft like a pillow? |
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FLOYD: I done' tol' you already, Homer. |
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I said 'sand', like the Great Sand Cave |
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HOMER: An' I said, 'Sorry' |
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What's made a' stone |
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But is soft like a pillow? |
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Where you kin float on top |
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Or dive down in it? |
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Where you kin sink underneath |
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But it don't crush you? |
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Come on, think now |
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You better think now, Floyd |
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Give it some thought, now |
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It' ain't hard! |
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You know; I know you know |
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I'm a-harkenin' back to a time ago |
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When you'd say to me |
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"Homer, are you ready, are you set?" |
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An' I'd say to you |
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"Floyd, are you ready to git wet?" |
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FLOYD: I know! |
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What's soft jes' like a pillow |
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Made a' rock, carved in stone? |
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The answer to the riddle surely is the quarry! |
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BOTH: The quarry! |
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FLOYD: The sun beatin' down |
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On our faces all blisterin' hot, Homer |
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We'd run off alone |
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To our own secret spot, Homer |
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Under the shade |
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'Side our ol' fishin' hole |
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We'd each have some worms |
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An' an ol' fishin' pole |
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HOMER: With school far away |
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Like it weren't there at all, Floyd |
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We'd hook for a day |
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And we'd sure as hell have us a ball, Floyd |
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Go for a swim |
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Jes' to cool off our hide; |
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Float on top |
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With the sky open wide |
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FLOYD: All right, okay— I got one fer you |
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What's got a trunk an' a tail an' fifty limbs? |
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HOMER: Shh, I'm concentratin' on diggin', Floyd |
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FLOYD: You ain't concentratin', you fibber. |
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You jes' a wee bit slow in the head, |
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jes' like you always was... |
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A wee bit slow |
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What's got a trunk an' a tail an' fifty limbs? |
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That you kin ride all day |
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But you don't go nowhere |
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Only front to bark, to an' fro? |
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Come on think now |
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You better think now, Homer |
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Give it some thought now |
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It ain't hard! |
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You know; I know you know |
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I'm a-harkenin' back to a time ago |
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When a day didn't pass |
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When you couldn't catch us tryin' |
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To ride it high, till it felt like flyin' |
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HOMER: I know! |
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The answer to the riddle— |
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Trunk an' a tail an' fifty limbs! |
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The answer to the riddle |
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Surely is our swing tree! |
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BOTH: The swing tree! |
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HOMER: We'd shimmy on up |
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Like an Indian huntin' a squirrel, Floyd |
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FLOYD: Da, da, dacky dicky da |
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Da, da, dacky dicky dicka |
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HOMER: Up to the crook |
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Where we could look down on the world, Floyd |
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FLOYD: Da, da, dacky dicky da |
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Da, da, dacky dicky dicka |
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HOMER: Out on a limb |
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Where that ol' rope was hung |
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High 'bove the water |
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Waiting to be swung |
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FLOYD: Da, da, dacky dicky da |
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BOTH: Da, da, dacky dicky dicka |
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Slide down the rope |
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An' my legs start to pump, Homer (Floyd) |
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HOMER: Da, da, dacky dicky da |
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FLOYD: Da, da, dacky dicky dicka |
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BOTH: My heart starts to pound |
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An' my head starts to thump Homer (Floyd) |
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FLOYD: Da, da, dacky dicky, da |
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HOMER: Da, da, dacky dicky dicka |
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BOTH: Higher an' higher I'm swingin' along |
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We'd get to singin' |
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That ol' swingin' song! |
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Da, da, dacky dicky dicka da... |
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FLOYD: An' when I don't weigh nothin' |
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Light as air, I let go |
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Spinnin' off an' flippin' over; |
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All that water far below |
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And I open up for my swan dive |
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My spread eagle |
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My Jesus-on-the-cross! |
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For thine is the kingdom |
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And the power |
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And the glory |
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Forever an' ever |
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Through the flashing sun |
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Ever and ever |
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Over and over... |
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Fallin' into that black water... |
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An' that rock, stickin' up an' comin' at my face |
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That cold, black grave... |
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Cold grave... |
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Grave... |
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HOMER: Floyd? Floyd, come on back now... |
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It's me, buddy, come to yer rescue. |
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Now you jes' lie there and rest, |
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'cause I'm about to git you free |
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Now here's the final riddle, Floyd. |
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See if you kin answer me this: |
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What's strong as a bull |
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Smart as a fox? |
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Quick as a hare |
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An' stubborn as a mule |
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Kin make like a snake hrough the tiniest hole |
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Get hung up for days an' turn out fine? |
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Look-ee here, now |
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There ain't no two ways about it |
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You don't have to worry at all |
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We're almost there! |
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You know; I know you know |
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I'm a-harkenin' back to a time ago |
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When a day didn't end, that we didn't help each other |
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Kinda like a friend an' kinda like a brother |
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And it don't matter none, |
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if it's me or if it's you; |
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There ain't no hole that we can't pull through! |
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FLOYD: I know! |
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HOMER: Hot damn! |
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FLOYD: Yes sir! |
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HOMER: Oo-ee! |
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FLOYD: It's good to see you Homer! |
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HOMER: We better clean you up |
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Before they take your picture! |
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FLOYD: You's jes' as ugly as you ever was! |
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What took you so damn long? |
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Takin' too much like you always are |
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HOMER: What's black an' fast an' shiny? |
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FLOYD: Fast enough to make a panther squall? |
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HOMER: Who's gonna be there in it? |
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FLOYD: Lookin' fine an' sittin' tall! |
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HOMER: Straight to Louisville, who will tear? |
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FLOYD: Far away from the toil an' care |
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HOMER: With money to burn |
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FLOYD: On a hell of a spree |
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HOMER: The devil to pay? |
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BOTH: It's plain to see; |
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That's an easy one— |
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That's us! |
