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BISHOP:Floyd's in trouble, that's fer sure |
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But I's in much worse |
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'Fore he could shave! |
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So don't talk to me 'bout brave |
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DOYLE:I used to go for caves and stuff |
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Back when I was scrawny enough to get down in there |
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Thought I'd be a billionaire |
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BISHOP:Once when I was underground |
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I heard an awesome sound |
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Above my head |
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Thought for sure I's dead |
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In a flash and like a flood |
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Boulders, rocks and sand and mud |
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Smashed me down |
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DOLYE:I do declare! |
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BISHOP:Uh huh! |
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I cussed and screamed and hollered and swore |
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Goddamn, I almost tore my arm off |
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To do it |
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But that's how you get through it |
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It weren't no picnic but by damn it was done |
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'Tween a rock an' a hard place |
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I've been there plenty of'en |
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'Tween a rock an' a hard place |
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An' I ain't in a coffin! |
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If you look death right in the face |
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The hardest place'll soften! |
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That's where I thrive, I'm still alive |
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At the reaper I'm a-scoffin', I'm a-scoffin' |
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JEWELL:Well now Bishop, I'm impressed! |
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I didn't know that you was blessed |
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With such a fine imagination |
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But I had a tougher situation: |
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One day I'm fishin' in my boat |
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Fall asleep an' I start to float |
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Down the river |
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(Aww!) |
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(Like a baby in a cradle) |
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JEWELL:Shut up! |
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When I wake, the water's white |
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It takes me all my might |
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To keep from flippin' |
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Round n' round she's whippin' |
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'Fore I even have time to think |
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Bobbin' around, in the drink |
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Cascadin' down, to the brink |
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Of a waterfall |
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One hundred fifty-five foot tall |
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I thought— if I'm goin' straight to hell |
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You know what Lord, I might as well |
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Enjoy it some! |
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'Cause Devil, here I come! |
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I said— |
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Hee hee hee |
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Da dee dee dee dee dee! |
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Ooh! |
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ALL:Ah dee dee dee dee dee, dee dee de de-doo |
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JEWELL:I must'a had a pretty good landin' |
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'Cause here I am, before you standin' |
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Am I not? |
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I'm tough as snot |
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ALL:It weren't no picnic but by damn it was done |
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DOYLE:God damn, I was a soldier. |
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I'ma make you pansies hold your breath. |
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(My good granny, Doyle. Now you goin' tell us that you was a soldier?) |
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DOYLE:Let me tell you somethin' about death |
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Nineteen hundred seventeen: |
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Met the Germans, they was mean |
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On the battlefield |
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Thought my fate was sealed |
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Shot a hole clean through my stomach |
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Weren't much left to my stomach |
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When they was done |
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Thought they had the battle won! |
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Couldn't move an inch, couldn't get away |
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Gushin' like a pig on slaughter day |
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Didn't look like no bouquet of daffodils |
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—No sir! |
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The day was comin' closer |
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With my last mortar shell |
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I blew those Germans back to hell |
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Where they belong! |
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Correct me if I'm wrong— |
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ALL:It weren't no picnic but by damn it was done |
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And by damn it was fun!(Everybody now!) |
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'Tween a rock an' a hard place |
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I been there plenty often |
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'Tween a rock an' a hard place |
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An' I ain't in a coffin! |
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You look death right in the face |
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The hardest place'll soften |
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That's where I thrive, I'm still alive |
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At the reaper I'm a-scoffin', I'm a-scoffin'! |
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At the reaper |
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I'm a-scoffin'! |
