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Have you seen my sister, Evelyn? |
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Dang, she's gone and wandered off again! |
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I've been lookin high and low, |
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Where oh where'd my sister go? |
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She's been known to spend some time |
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With a sailor friend of mine. |
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I called him up and what'd he say? |
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"I ain't seen that girl today!"“ |
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So if you see my sister Evelyn, |
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Tell that girl to hurry home again! |
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Where oh where'd my sister Evelyn go? |
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Is she with the doctor? Or the plumber? |
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Or the dentist? Or the handyman? |
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Did she go to India? Or Africa? |
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Or Wichita? Or Pakistan? |
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Did she go and join the navy? |
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Or go completely crazy? |
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Or is she playin a trick on me? |
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Did she run off with the farmer? Or the professor? |
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Or the banker? Or the clergyman? |
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Is it possible that she could be in Timbuktu? Or Katmandu? |
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Or Vegas? Or Uzbekistan? |
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Is she learning how to do, do |
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The Chattanuga Chu-Chu? |
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Oh, golly, where could that girl be? |
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Have you seen my sister, Evelyn? |
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**** she's gone and wandered off again! |
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I've been lookin high and low, |
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Where oh where'd my sister go? |
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She's been known to run cocaine |
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With a gal we know from down the lane. |
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I looked her up and what'd she say? |
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"I ain't seen that girl in days!"“ |
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So if you see my sister Evelyn, |
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Tell that girl to hurry home again! |
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Where oh where'd my sister Evelyn go? |
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Is my floozy sister with the doctor? Or the plumber? |
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Or the dentist? Or the handyman? |
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Did that ho-bag quit her job and run off with that dickhead Mike to |
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India? Guantanamo? |
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Or Panama? Or Disneyland? |
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Is she studyin Kabala? Or smokin marijuana? |
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Or is she dead in a ditch somewhere? |
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So if you see my sister Evelyn, |
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Tell that girl to hurry home again! |
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Where oh where, |
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Where oh where, |
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Where oh where, |
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Where oh where, |
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Where oh where'd my sister Evelyn go? Evelyn |