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作词 : Batson, Elizondo, Mathers ... |
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You find me offensive |
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I find you offensive for finding me offensive |
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hence if I should draw out a line any fences |
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if so to what extent, if any, should I go? |
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cause it's getting expensive |
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being on the other side of the court room on the defensive |
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they say I cause extensive psycholgical nerve damage to the brain |
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when I go to lengths this far at other people's expenses |
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I say you're all just too god damn sensitive |
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it's censorship and it's downright blasphemous |
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let's end this shit now cause I won't stand for this |
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and Christopher Reeves won't sit for this neither |
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and let's clear this up too I aint got no beef with him either |
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he used to be like a hero to me |
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I even believe I had one of those 25 cent stickers |
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on my refrigerator right next to Darth Vader |
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and Darth must have put a hex on him for later |
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I feel like its my fault cause of the way that |
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I stuck him off in between him and Lex Luther |
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I killed Superman I killed Super...Man |
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and how ironic that I'd be the bad guy kryptonite |
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the green chronic |
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Cause i aint got no legs or no brain |
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nice to meet you |
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hi my name is... |
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i forgot my name |
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my name was not to become what i became with this level of fame |
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my soul is possessed by this devil |
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my new name is... |
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Rain Man |
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Now in the bible it says |
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thou shall now watch two lesbians in bed |
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have homosexual sex |
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unless of course you were given the consent to join in |
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then of course it's intercourse and it bisexual sex |
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which isn't as bad as long as you show some remorse for your actions |
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either before, during, or after performing the act of that which |
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is normally reffered to as such more commonly known phrases |
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that are more used by today kids |
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in a more derogatory way |
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but who's to say what's fair to say and what not to say |
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let ask Dr. Dre |
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Dr. Dre (what up?) |
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I got a question if i may (yea) |
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is it gay to play putt putt golf with a friend (yea) |
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and watch his butt butt when he tees off (yea) |
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but but i aint done yet |
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in football a quarterback yells out hut hut |
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while he reaches in another grown man's ass |
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grabs on his nuts, but just what if |
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it was never meant, it was just an accident |
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but he tripped, fell, slipped and his penis went in |
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his teeny, tiny, little, round hiney |
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and he didn't mean it but his little weenie flinched just a little bit |
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and I don't need to go into any more details |
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but what if he pictured it as a female's butt |
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is that gay? I just need to clear things up |
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til then I'll just walk around with a manly strut because... |
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Cause i aint got no legs or no brain |
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nice to meet you |
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hi my name is... |
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i forgot my name |
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my name was not to become what i became with this level of fame |
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my soul is possessed by this devil |
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my new name is... |
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Rain Man |
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You find me offensive |
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I find you offensive... |
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shit this is the same verse, I just did this |
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when am I gonna come to my good senses? |
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probably the day Bush comes to my defenses |
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my spider senses telling me Spider-Man is nearby |
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and my plan is to get him next and open up a whoop ass canister |
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god damnit Dre where's the god damn beat (yea) anyway |
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anyway I don't know how else to put it |
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this is the only thing that I'm good at |
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I am the bad guy kryptonite, the green chronic |
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demonic, yep yep, don't worry I'm on it, I got it |
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high-fived Nick Lechey, stuck a pin in Jessica's ass and walked away |
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and as she flew around the room like a balloon |
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I grabbed the last can of chicken tuna out the trash can |
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and flew my ass straight back to the Neverland Ranch |
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with a peanut butter jelly chicken tuna sandwhich |
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and I don't even gotta make no god damn sense |
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I just did a whole song and I didn't say shit |
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Cause i aint got no legs or no brain |
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nice to meet you |
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hi my name is... |
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i forgot my name |
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my name was not to become what i became with this level of fame |
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my soul is possessed by this devil |
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my new name is... |
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Rain Man |
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