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作曲 : Dr. Dre/Mel-Man/Marshall Mathers |
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Ok, I'm going to attempt to drown myself. |
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You can try this at home, |
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you can be just like me.（Mic check 1, 2.... We recording?）Im cancerous, and when I diss you wouldn't wanna answer this. |
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And if ya responded back with a battle rap you wrote for Canibus |
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I'd strangle you to death, then choke you again （ack） |
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Then broke your fucking legs til' your |
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bones poke through your skin（AAWW）! |
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You beef with me, Im-a even the score equally, |
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take on Jerry Springer and beat your ass legally. |
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I get you blunted off of funny home grown |
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Cause when I smoke out I hit the trees harder than Sonny Bono（OH NO!!） |
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And If I said I never did drugs, that would mean I lie |
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AND get fucked more that the President does! |
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Hillary Clinton tried to slap me and call me a pervert, |
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I ripped his fucking tonsils out and fed her sherbert （bitch） |
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My nerves hurt, lately Im on edge. Grabbed Vanilla Ice |
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and ripped out his blonde dreads （fuck） |
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Every girl I ever went out with was going lez' |
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Follow me and do excactly like the song says; |
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Smoke weed, take pills, drop outta school, kill people and drink, |
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jump behind wheel like it was still legal. |
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Im dumb enough to walk in a store and steal, |
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so Im dumb enough to ask a for date with Lauryn Hill. |
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Some people only see that Im white, ignoring skill, |
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Cos' I stand out like a green hat with an orange bill. |
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But I dont get pissed, ya'll dont even see through the mist. |
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How the fuck can I be white, I dont even exist? |
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I get a clean shave, bath, go to a rave, die from an overdose |
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and dig myself up out of my grave. |
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My middle finger won't go down, how do I wave? |
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And this is how I'm supposed to teach kids how to behave!?Now follow me and do excactly what you see |
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Dont you wanna grow up to be just like me? |
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I slap women, and eat shrooms then O.D. |
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Now dont you wanna grow up to be just like me !?Me and Marcus Allen went over to see Nicole, |
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when we heard a knock on the door （knock）, must′ve been Ron Gold' |
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Jumped behind the door, put the orgy on hold. |
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Killed 'em both and smeared blood on white Bronco （We did it!） |
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My mind won'y work and my spine don't jerk. |
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I slapped Garth Brooks out of his Rhinestone shirt. |
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I'm not a player just an ill rhyme sayer. |
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That'll spray an aerosol can up at the ozone layer （psssssssh） |
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My rap style's warped, I'm runnin out the morgue |
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witcha dead grandmother's corpse to throw it on your porch （scream） |
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Jumped in a Chickenhawk cartoon with a cape on, |
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and beat up Foghorn Leghorn with an acorn |
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Im about as normal as Norman Baites, with deformative traits; |
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A premature birth that was four minutes late. |
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Mother, are you there? I love you - I never meant to hit you |
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on the head with that shovel. |
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（Evil laugh） |
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Will someone please explain to my |
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brains that I just severed a main vein |
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with a chainsaw and Im in pain? |
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I take a breather and sighed; either I'm high, or I'm nuts |
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Cause if you ain't tiltin this room, neither am I |
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So when you see your mom with a thermometer shoved in her ass |
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then it probably is obvious I got it on with her. |
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Cause when I drop this solo shit it's over with |
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I bought Cage's tape, opened it, and dubbed over it.I came to a club drunk and with a fake ID |
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Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me? |
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I've been with 10 women who got HIV |
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Now dont you wanna grow up to be just like me? |
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I got genital warts and it burns when I pee |
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Now dont you wanna grow up to be just like me!? |
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I tie a rope around my penis and jump from a tree |
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You probably wanna grow up the JUST like me!! |
