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Meet Eddie twenty-three years old |
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Fed up with life and the way things are going |
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he decides to rob a liquor store |
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( I can't take this no more I can't take it no more homes ) |
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But on his way in he has a sudden change of heart |
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And suddenly his conscience comes into play |
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Alright stop! (Huh ) |
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Now before you walk in the door of this liquor store |
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and try to get money out the drawer |
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You better think of the consequence (But who are you ) |
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I'm your mother****in conscience |
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That's nonsense! |
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Go in and gaffle the money and run to one of your aunt's cribs |
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And borrow a damn dress and one of her blonde wigs |
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Tell her you need a place to stay |
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You'll be safe for days if you shave your legs with an aged razor blade |
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Yeah but if it all goes through like it's supposed to |
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The whole neighborhood knows you and they'll expose you |
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Think about it before you walk in the door first |
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Look at the store clerk she's older than George Burns |
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**** that! Do that shit! Shoot that bitch! |
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Can you afford to blow this shit Are you that rich |
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Why you give a **** if she dies Are you that bitch |
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Do you really think she gives a **** if you have kids |
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Man don't do it it's not worth it to risk it! (You're right!) |
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Not over this shit (Stop!) Drop the biscuit (I will!) |
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Don't even listen to Slim yo he's bad for you |
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(You know what Dre I don't like your attitude ) |
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( It's alright c'mon just come in here for a minute ) |
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( Look baby ) |
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( Yo it's gonna be alright right ) |
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Meet Stan twenty-one years old ( Give me a kiss! ) |
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After meeting a young girl at a rave party |
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things start getting hot and heavy in an upstairs bedroom |
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Once again his conscience comes into play ( Shit! ) |
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Now listen to me while you're kissin her cheek |
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and smearin her lipstick I slipped this in her drink |
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Now all you gotta do is nibble on this little bitch's earlobe |
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(Yo! This girl's only fifteen years old |
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You shouldn't take advantage of her that's not fair) |
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Yo look at her bush does it got hair (Uh huh!) |
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**** this bitch right here on the spot bare |
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Til she passes out and she forgot how she got there |
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(Man ain't you ever seen that one movie _Kids_ ) |
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No but I seen the porno with SunDoobiest! |
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(Shit you wanna get hauled off to jail ) |
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Man **** that hit that shit raw dawg and bail |
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Meet Grady a twenty-nine year old construction worker |
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After coming home from a hard day's work |
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he walks in the door of his trailer park home |
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to find his wife in bed with another man |
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( WHAT THE **** ! ! ) |
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Alright calm down relax start breathin |
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**** that shit you just caught this bitch cheatin |
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While you at work she's with some dude tryin to get off ! |
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**** slittin her throat CUT THIS BITCH'S HEAD OFF!!! |
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Wait! What if there's an explanation for this shit |
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(What She tripped Fell Landed on his dick !) |
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Alright Shady maybe he's right Grady |
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But think about the baby before you get all crazy |
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Okay! Thought about it still wanna stab her |
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Grab her by the throat get your daughter and kidnap her |
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That's what I did be smart don't be a retard |
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You gonna take advice from somebody who slapped DEE BARNES ! |
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What'chu say (What's wrong Didn't think I'd remember ) |
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I'ma kill you mother****er! |
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Uhhh-aahh! Temper temper! |
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Mr Dre Mr N W A |
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Mr AK comin' straight outta Compton y'all better make way |
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How in the **** you gonna tell this man not to be violent |
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Cause he don't need to go the same route that I went |
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Been there done that aw **** it |
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What am I sayin Shoot em both Grady where's your gun at |