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作曲 : Batson Mathers Lawrence Pa |
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作词 : Batson Mathers Lawrence Pa |
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My Mom Lyrics |
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Yeah! |
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Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah... |
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Okay! Alright! |
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Yo, Yo. |
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Yo! Yo! |
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Alright, money comes first. |
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Here we go now! |
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My mom loved Valium and lots of drugs. |
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That's why I am like I am --'cuz I'm like her. |
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Because my mom loved Valium and lots a' drugs. |
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That's why I'm on what I'm on --'cuz I'm my mom. |
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"My mom, my mom" --I know you're probably |
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tired of hearing the "my mom" oh-oh whoa-oh, |
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but this is just a story of when I was just a shorty |
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and how I became hooked on Va-al-iu-um. |
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Valium was in everything: food that I ate, |
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the water that I drank, ****ing peas in my plate. |
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She sprinkled just enough of it just to season my steak |
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so everyday I had at least three stomach aches. |
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Now tell me what kind of mother would want to see her |
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son be grow up to be an under-a-****in'-chiever? |
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My teacher didn't think I was gonna' be nothing, either: |
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"What the **** you stickin' gum up under the ****in' seat for?" |
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"Mrs. Mathers, your son has been huffing ether. |
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Either that or the mother****er's been puffin reefer." |
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But all of this huffin' and puffin' wasn't what it was, either. |
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It was neither. I was buzzin', but it wasn't what she thought. |
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Pee in a tea cup? Bitch, you ain't my keeper. I'm sleepin'; |
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What the **** you keep on ****in' with me for? |
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Slut, you need to leave me the **** alone; I ain't playin'. |
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Go find you a white crayon and color a ****in' zebra. |
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My mom loved Valium and lots of drugs. |
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That's why I am like I am --'cuz I'm like her. |
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Because my mom loved Valium and lots a' drugs. |
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That's why I'm on what I'm on --'cuz I'm my mom. |
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Wait a minute! This ain't dinner, this is paint thinner! |
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"You ate it yesterday; I ain't hear no complaints, did I?" |
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"Now here's a plate full of pain killers. |
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Now just wait 'til I crush the Valium and put it in your potatoes. |
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You little mother****er, don't you sit there and make |
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that retarded ****in' face without even tastin' it!" |
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"You'd better lick the ****in', plate; you ain't wastin' it. |
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Put your face in it before I throw you in the basement again! |
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And I ain't givin' in. You're gonna' just sit there and want to ****in' play spin again |
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until next Thanksgiving, and if you still ain't finished it, |
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I'll use the same shit again, and when I make spinach dip, it'll be placed in the shit! |
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You little shit, wanna' sit there and play innocent? |
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A rat fell and hit me in K-Mart, and they witnessed it! |
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Child support? Your father, he ain't sent the shit! |
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So what if he did? It's none of your dang business, kid!" |
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My mom, there's no one else quite like my mom. |
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I know I should let bygones be bygones, |
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but she's the reason why I am high on what I'm high on. |
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'Cuz my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs. |
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That's why I am like I am --'cuz I'm like her. |
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Because my mom loved Valium and lots a' drugs. |
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That's why I'm on what I'm on --'cuz I'm my mom. |
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My mom loved Valium. Now, what I am is a party animal. |
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I am what I am, but I'm strong to the finish wit' me Valium spinach. |
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But my bars only last about two minutes! |
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But I don't want to swallow it without chewin' it. |
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I can't even write a rhyme without you in it, my Valium, my Val-i-um. Oh! |
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Man, I never thought that I could ever be a drug addict. |
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--"nah, **** that, I can't have it happen to me!" but that's actually |
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what has ended up happenin' in a tragedy ****in' passin' it up back to me. |
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And it's probably where I got acquainted with the taste, ain't it? |
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Pharmaceuticals are the bomb, Mom! Beautiful! |
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She killed the ****in' dope with the medicine she done fed it. |
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Feed it a ****in' aspirin and say that it has a headache. |
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"Here, wanna' snack? You hungry, you ****in' brat? |
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Look at that! It's a Xanax! Take it and take a nap! Eat it!" |
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But I don't need it! |
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"Well **** it, then break it up! |
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Take a little piece and beat it before you wake Nathan up!" |
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Alright, Ma, you win! I don't feel like arguin'! |
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I'll do it --pop and gobble it, start wobblin', |
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stumble, hobble, tumble, slip, trip, then I fall in bed |
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with bottle of meds and a Heath Ledger bobble head! |
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My mom loved Valium and lots of drugs. |
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That's why I am like I am --'cuz I'm like her. |
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Because my mom loved Valium and lots a' drugs. |
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That's why I'm on what I'm on --'cuz I'm my mom. |
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My mom, I'm just like her! |
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My mom, my mom, my mom （x3） |
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My mom, my mama |
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My mama, I ain't takin' this no more. |
| [04:53.66]Heh, sorry mom! I sill love you, though! kiss sound] |
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Dr. Dre 2010! |
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Man this shit is hella' hard, homie! Man, take us on outta' here... |
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Oh! |
