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作曲 : Robert Lopez/Trey Parker/Matt Stone |
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ELDER MCKINLEY: I got a feeling, |
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That you could be feeling, |
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A whole lot better than you feel today |
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You say ya've got a problem, |
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Well that's no problem, |
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It's super easy not to feel that way |
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When you start to get confused because of thoughts in your head, |
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Don't feel those feelings |
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Hold them in instead |
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Turn it off, like a light switch |
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Just go click |
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It's a cool little Mormon trick |
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We do it all the time |
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When you're feeling certain feelings that just don't seem right |
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Treat those pesky feelings like a reading light |
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ELDER MICHAELS: And turn'em off, |
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Like a light switch |
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ELDER CHURCH: just go BAP |
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ELDER NEELEY: Really what's so hard about that? |
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ELDER MCKINLEY: Turn it off! (Turn it off! ) |
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ELDER CHURCH: When I was young, my dad |
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Would treat my mom real bad, |
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Every time the Utah Jazz would loose. |
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He'd start a drinking, |
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And I'd start a thinking, |
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How am I gonna keep my mom from getting abused? |
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I'd see her all scared and my soul was dying, |
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My dad would say to me, "Now don't you dare start crying!" |
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Turn it off |
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Like a light switch |
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Just go flick |
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It's our nifty little Mormon trick! |
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Turn it off! (Turn. It. Off! ) |
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ELDER THOMAS: My Sister was a dancer, but she got cancer, |
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The doctor said she still had two months more |
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I thought she had time, so I got in line |
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For the new iphone at the apple store. |
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She lay there dying with my father and mother |
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Her very last words were "where is my brother?" |
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(Turn it off!) Yeah! (Bid those sad feelings a due!) |
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The fear that I might get cancer too |
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ELDER MCKINLEY: When I was in fifth grade, I had a friend Steve Blade ( Steve Blade- ) |
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He and I were close as two friend could be. (We could be more-) |
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One thing led to another, and soon I would discover, |
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I was having really strange feelings for Steve |
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I thought about us, on a deserted Island, (We're all alone- ) |
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We'd swim naked in the sea, and then he'd try and... |
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WOAH! Turn if off! Like a light switch, |
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There it's gone! (Good for you!) |
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My hetero side just won! |
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I'm all better now, |
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Boys should be with girls that's heavenly fathers plan |
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So if you ever feel you rather be with a man, |
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Turn it off. |
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ELDER PRICE: Well Elder McKinley, I think it's okay that you're having gay thoughts, |
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Just so long as you never act on them. |
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ELDER MCKINLEY: No. |
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'Cause then you're just keeping it down, |
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Like a dimmer switch on low, (On low! ) |
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Thinking nobody needs to know! (Uh oh! ) |
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But that's not true! |
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Being gay is bad, but lying is worse, |
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So just realize you have a curable curse, |
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And turn it off! (Turn it off, turn it off! ) |
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(Tap Dance) |
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ELDERS: Turn it off! |
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ELDER MCKINLEY: Now how do ya feel? |
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ELDER PRICE: The same. |
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ELDER MCKINLEY: Then you only got yourself to blame, |
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You didn't pretend hard enough, |
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Imagine that your brain is made of tiny boxes, |
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And find the box that's gay and CRUSH IT! |
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Okay? |
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ELDER PRICE: No, no, -I'm- not having gay thoughts |
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ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Alright! It worked! |
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(Yay! ) |
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(Turn it off! ) |
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(Turn it off, Turn it off! ) |
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(Turn it off, turn it off like a light switch just go click click click) |
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What a cool little Mormon trick trick trick) |
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We do it all the time! ) |
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ELDER MCKINLEY: When you're feeling certain feelings that just don't seem right |
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Treat those pesky feelings like a reading light! |
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Turn it off! (Like a light switch on a cord! ) |
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(Now he isn't gay anymore! ) |
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(Turn it, turn it, turn it, turn it... ) |
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(Turn it, turn it, turn it, turn it... ) |
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(Turn it... ) |
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ELDER MCKINLEY: Turn it off!(Off! ) |
