If I Had $1,000,000 (Album Version)

歌名	If I Had $1,000,000 (Album Version)
歌手	Barenaked Ladies
专辑	Gordon

原歌词

[00:00.00]	If I Had $1,000,000
[00:03.29]
[00:26.01]	If I Had a Million Dollars
[00:29.58]	If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
[00:32.36]	Well I’d buy you a house (I’d buy you a house)
[00:37.89]	And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
[00:44.34]	I’d buy you furniture for your house (maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
[00:49.93]	And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
[00:56.27]	Well I’d buy you a K-Car (a nice reliant automobile)
[01:01.64]	And if I had a million dollars, I’d buy your love
[01:12.45]	If I had a million dollars I’d build a tree-fort in our yard
[01:19.75]	If I had a million dollars you could help, it wouldn’t be that hard
[01:26.01]	If I had a million dollars maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere.
[01:31.88]	“You know, we could just go up there and hang out.”
[01:34.54]	“Like open the fridge and stuff,
[01:35.93]	and there’d all be foods laid out for us like little pre-wrapped sausages and things.
[01:39.86]	They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don’t have pre-wrapped bacon.”
[01:40.66]	“Well can you blame them?”
[01:44.05]	“Yeah.”
[01:46.94]	If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
[01:52.79]	Well I’d buy you a fur coat (but not a real fur coat, that’s cruel)
[01:58.76]	And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
[02:05.03]	Well I’d buy you an exotic pet (yep, like a llama or an emu)
[02:10.55]	And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
[02:17.16]	Well I’d buy you John Merrick’s remains (all them crazy elephant bones)
[02:22.37]	And if I had a million dollars I’d buy your love
[02:33.01]
[02:34.55]	If I had a million dollars we wouldn’t have to walk to the store
[02:39.92]	If I had a million dollars we’d take a limousine ’cause it costs more
[02:47.00]	If I had a million dollars we wouldn’t have to eat Kraft dinner
[02:52.13]	“But we would eat Kraft dinner.”
[02:53.66]	“Of course we would, we’d just eat more.”
[02:54.91]	“And buy really expensive ketchups with it.”
[02:58.42]	“That’s right, all the fanciest Dijon ketchups.”
[03:01.62]
[03:07.27]	If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
[03:13.61]	Wel I’d buy you a green dress (but not a real green dress that’s cruel)
[03:19.10]	And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
[03:25.82]	Well I’d buy you some art (A Picasso or a Garfunkel)
[03:31.37]	And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
[03:37.32]	Well I’d buy you a monkey (haven’t you always wanted a monkey?!)
[03:43.17]	And if I had a million dollars I’d buy your love
[03:53.72]
[03:55.15]	If I had a million dollars; if I had a million dollars
[04:01.24]	If I had a million dollars; if I had a million dollars
[04:06.95]	If I had a million dollars… I’d be rich!
[04:16.62]

歌词翻译

[00:00.00]	如果我有一百万
[00:26.01]	如果我有一百万
[00:29.58]	如果我有一百万（如果我有一百万）
[00:32.36]	我会给你买一座房子（会给你买座房子）
[00:37.89]	如果我有一百万（如果我有的话）
[00:44.34]	我会给你的房子添上家具（也许是个漂亮的长沙发或长软椅）
[00:49.93]	如果我有一百万（如果我有的话）
[00:56.27]	我会给你买辆轻自动车（一辆可信赖的好车）
[01:01.64]	如果我有一百万我会为你的爱付款
[01:12.45]	如果我有一百万我会在你的院子里建一座树屋
[01:19.75]	如果我有一百万而你可以帮忙那就不会这么难
[01:26.01]	如果我有一百万也许我们可以在随便什么地方摆个小冰箱
[01:31.88]	“你知道，我们可以只是出去闲逛”
[01:34.54]	“就像打开冰箱大吃一顿”
[01:35.93]	“那里会有食物躺着等着我们，比如预包装的酱汁什么的”
[01:39.86]	“会有预包装的酱汁但不会有这样的培根”
[01:40.66]	“这你能怪罪他们吗？”
[01:44.05]	“当然啦”
[01:46.94]	如果我有一百万（如果我有的话)
[01:52.79]	我会给你买件皮毛大衣（但不是真的皮毛大衣，那太残忍了）
[01:58.76]	如果我有一百万的话（如果我有）
[02:05.03]	我会给你买个奇异的宠物（是的就比如美洲驼或者一只鸸鹋）
[02:10.55]	如果我有一百万的话（如果我能有）
[02:17.16]	我会给你买约翰-梅里克的遗产（所有那些疯狂的象牙骨片）
[02:22.37]	如果我有一百万（如果我有）
[02:34.55]	如果我有一百万我们就不用走去商店
[02:39.92]	如果我有一百万我们就坐一辆豪华轿车因为它更贵
[02:47.00]	如果我有一百万我们就不用再吃克雷福晚餐了
[02:52.13]	“但是我们会吃的呀”
[02:53.66]	“当然会了只是我们吃得更多”
[02:54.91]	“还要买昂贵的番茄酱来配”
[02:58.42]	“当然，所有第戎产的最棒的番茄酱”
[03:07.27]	如果我有一百万的话（如果我能有）
[03:13.61]	我会给你买件绿色裙子（但不会是件真的，那样太残忍）
[03:19.10]	如果我有一百万的话（如果我能有）
[03:25.82]	我会给你买些艺术品（一张毕加索的或者来张加芬克尔的专辑）
[03:31.37]	如果我有一百万的话（如果我能有）
[03:37.32]	我还会给你买只猴子（你不是一直想要只猴子吗？）
[03:43.17]	如果我有一百万我会为你的爱付款
[03:55.15]	如果我有一百万的话（如果我能有）
[04:01.24]	如果我有一百万的话（如果我能有）
[04:06.95]	如果我有一百万的话...我会很有钱的！