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Princess Rap Battle: |
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Galadriel versus Leia! |
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Let the rap battle begin! |
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G:One does not simply walk into this fight |
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I’m the baddest ***** in Middle Earth, the Lady of Light |
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I look better in white, you should flee from my sight |
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I’ll strike you down like Obi-Wan cause I’m colder than carbonite |
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You battle me? You’re not strong enough |
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A human break an elf? You don’t live long enough |
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You better listen hard through those donuts in your hair |
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By the time I end this line you will love me and despair |
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L:Calm down grandma, you’re ugly when you’re mad |
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Showing off your dark side? You remind me of my dad |
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What a strong female character obsessed with a ring |
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And you had to send a group of men to fix everything |
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When Sauron took over you hid in a tree |
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I led the Rebel Alliance and we saved the whole galaxy |
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When I am done with you you will be nothing but a crater |
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My words explode like bombs, I’m a verbal detonator |
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G:What have your films had, like thirteen re-edits? |
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L:Well, most of your runtime is spent on the credits |
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We’re on movie number seven while you’re still on your sixth |
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G:Yes, but unlike you we don’t pretend that three don’t exist |
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L:You’re like a Stormtrooper 'cuz your shots never hit |
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I wore one gold bikini and the world lost its **** |
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I’ll rap faster, outlast her, outclass her, surpass her |
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I’m a master with a blaster, you’re a renn faire disaster |
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I walk in the sky while you’re stuck on the land |
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Just a hippie hobbit-humper, unblinking and bland |
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No light saber needed to take you out |
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Search your feelings, you will forfeit this bout |
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G:I will… |
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Never give in to your Jedi mind, trick |
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And after Jabba’s eager tongue you should know when you’re licked |
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My lyrics so wet I’m like a rhyming typhoon |
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How’s Alderaan doing? Sorry, too soon? |
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I see things that were, things that are, things that may be |
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I’m fully operational, it’s over, baby |
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You shall not pass, challenge another |
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You can kiss my ass, pretend it’s your brother |
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