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Princess Rap Battle! |
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Daenerys vs Maleficent |
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Let the rap battle begin! |
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M:Well, well, oh dear, what an awkward situation |
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I’m quite distressed to not receive at least an invitation |
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To your kneeling supplication: I’m the rhyming ruination |
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That will put your puny nation in suspended animation |
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D:I am Daenerys Stormborn, First of My Name |
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You can call me Khaleesi The Breaker of Chains |
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You’re insane bringing battle, why you diggin’ your own grave? |
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I’ll snap ya like the collar on a free city slave |
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M:You know, I’m just so delighted by your family’s bad luck |
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A curse would be useless: you already suck |
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First daddy went mad, then you killed your own mother |
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Hothead brother was murdered by the husband you smothered |
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DI:Well, all men must die |
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M:I wish that they would |
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The truth is I’m ruthless - I make bad look good |
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Medieval evil with a needle, lethal, lyrical as well |
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Illinest villainess who’s killin’ this with all the powers of Hell |
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D:Oh, whatever Elvira, you call that a verse? |
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You’re a fairy-tale bully: find an infant to curse |
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And what’s your obsession with fingers and p***ks? |
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Forget spinning wheels, you should conjure some ***** |
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These hocus pocus jokers best get out of our grills |
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The only thing mad about me is my skills |
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G:Like a sword through your heart let this point sink in |
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M:This hottie freed the slaves |
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D:Call me Babe-raham Lincoln |
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M:Eat your heart out, sweetie |
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DI:Better start counting sheep |
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M:We’ll be scoring while you’re snoring in perpetual sleep |
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No privates in your army? |
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DI:That’s crazy |
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M:It’s nuts |
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You all show so much ass it should be called Game of Butts |
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Isn’t it scary when you’re forced into marryin’ |
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Surrounded by hairy men and losin’ your cherry then |
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Your baby’s miscarryin’ - Bargain Barbie Barbarian |
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Like the last dead Valyrian I will bury house Targaryen |
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D:If you’re so powerful then answer me this: |
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What kind of crap magic gets destroyed by a kiss? |
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All in black with those horns? You look like a burnt goat |
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M:It’s done |
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G:Stick a fork in her |
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D:That’s all she wrote |
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Show’s over, soon you’ll be a feast for crows |
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Jon Snow knows these bozos got no flows and although |
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I rose from the ashes |
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G:Now a force you can’t stop |
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M:She started from the bottom |
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D:Now I finish on top |
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M:You think that was hot? It’s not even warm |
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Come to my world and see my true form |
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I like your style, kid, but it’s time to retire |
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Spoiler alert: I’m about to spit fire |
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D:I’m The Mother of Dragons, you can’t burn me! |
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The best don’t rest - it’s my destiny |
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So send me back home, I’ve an empire to build or |
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You’ll scream when you die like the last witch I killed |
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