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Intro (spoken): |
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I feel like hip hop |
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Used to be a voice for the voiceless, you know? |
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And now it's become, at least in the mainstream, |
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A symbol of misogyny, gay panic, fiscal irresponsibility. |
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So I figure, |
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If you can't beat 'em, |
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Join 'em. |
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Hittin' the club up VIP |
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I got a fake mustache and a fake ID. |
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I look like Wooly Willy |
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With a really wooly willy. |
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And I bypass the bouncer, |
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Pass by an ex and I flex and bounce her, wowser. |
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Look at all of Bo's hoes |
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Looking for a ride on Bo's hose. |
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And I spot a little Latino, booty so big call it Oprah's ego. |
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We go to it, through it, she says, "Dios mio mi amigo!" |
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Pull it out, stick it in your mouth, and I bust in the back of ya. |
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Swallow bitch, there's people starving in Africa! |
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Single every single day |
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Do it every single way |
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Make the single ladies say |
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Oooh Bo |
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And if I were gay, |
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Though I swear I'm straight, |
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I'd make them fellas say... |
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You're an ice cream sundae with a cherry on top, |
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But careful, cherry, 'cause I'm the King of Pop. |
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Pop pop pop goes my weasel, |
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Now ya looking like Jackson Pollock's easel. |
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My suggestion is: |
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You don't blow 'til you know what congestion is, |
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Swallow when you know what digestion is. |
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Follow Bo, the only question is: |
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Have you been splattered before |
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By the mad-hatter matador? |
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Cake-batter never more |
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It don't matter whether you're |
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Spanish, French, Swedish or Cambodian, |
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I'll slime you so hard you could be on Nickelodeon. |
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Single every single day |
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Do it every single way |
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Make the single ladies say |
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Oooh Bo |
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And if I were gay, |
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Though I swear I'm straight, |
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I'd make them fellas say |
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Oooh Bo |
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Oh Bo-o, ooh Bo, Bo |
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A-a-Oooh Bo, Oooh Bo, Oooh Bo |
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You think that you can handle me? |
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Girl, don't make me laugh. |
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I said my junk is bipolar |
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It'll split you in half (yea). |
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And if you're lucky, |
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I might just bring you home, |
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And I'll have you going down |
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Like you're growin' an extra chromosome. |
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And when you grab me, |
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Don't grab me by my buns |
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'Cause I got a bad case of the ru-ruunnnns. |
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I got the runs |
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I got the ru-u-u-uuuns |
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Single every single day |
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Do it every single way |
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Make the single ladies say |
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Oooh Bo |
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And if I were gay, |
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Though I swear I'm straight, |
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I'd make them fellas say |
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Oooh Bo |
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(Spoken) |
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I wanna break it down for ya'll |
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I came from the streets, with nothin' |
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Now I'm makin' hit records |
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For my people still livin' in the streets, |
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Still livin' in poverty, I wanna tell you |
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I'm doin' this for you. |
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My success is your success. |
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And I know you may be thinkin', |
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Hey, if you really believe that, |
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Why don't you use some of your money |
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To help rebuild the neighborhood |
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Instead of putting spinning rims on a gold jet ski? |
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And to that I say (uh, chorus is comin' out): |
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Single every single day |
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Do it every single way |
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Make the single ladies say |
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Oooh Bo |
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And if I were gay, |
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Though I swear I'm straight |
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I'd make them fellas say |
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Ugh Ugh! |
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You gotta fume like a tuna, |
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I'll smell ya later. |
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I met a fat chick |
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And ****ed her in an elevator. |
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It was wrong on so many levels. |
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It was wrong on so many le-le-le-levels. |
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It was wrong on so many levels (ugh). |
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It was wrong on, it was wrong on, it was wrong on |
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Single every single day |
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Do it every single way |
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Make the single ladies say |
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Oooh Bo |
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And if I were gay, |
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Though I swear I'm straight, |
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I'd make them fellas say |
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Oooh Bo |
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Single every single |
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Do it every single |
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Pop that single like a Pringle jingle |
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Oooh Bo |
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This song's almost completed |
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All this little ditty needed |
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Instrument that's double reeded: |
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The oboe |
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(Yea) |
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Oh, Bo |
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Play that oboe |
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music:oh bo----bo burnham |
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