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Every time I go to dinner |
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Seems like I'm getting a little bit thinner. |
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I'll sit down at the breakfast table. |
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I can talk, they're not able. |
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When I look at them I find. |
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There's a single question on their mind. |
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I wish it could go back to the way it was |
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It's not easy now because... |
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My whole family thinks I'm gay, |
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I guess it's always been that way. |
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Maybe it's 'cause of the way that I walk |
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Makes them think I like... boys. |
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That I like boys. |
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The goddamn question just won't go away. |
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And I get asked every single day. |
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But the way they ask it is not a disguise, |
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Like, "How was your day? Do you like to kiss guys?" |
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This is the worst, |
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Baby this was my fear. |
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Now their opinions are crystal clear.Because... |
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My whole family now is shocked. |
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I'm in the closet, and the door is locked. |
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Now my glory days are gone |
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I was John Elway, now I'm Elton John. |
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My whole family now suspects |
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watching Spongebob had side-effects. |
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I'm not gay and that's what I said |
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If I'm gay hey, God, strike me dead. |
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That's weird. |
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Just 'cause I'm on the cheerleading team |
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Or my birthday party had a Broadway theme. |
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When I go outside, what do I see? |
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That the clouds in the sky spell F-A-G. |
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Because... |
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I think that God might think I'm gay. |
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What does He know anyway? |
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My grandma gave me a present just last year, |
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And the card said, "Happy Birthday, Queer!" |
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My whole family thinks I'm fab. |
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There's a guy's butt hey, Bo, take a stab. |
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Come on. |
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Why doesn't he get women? |
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There's no other way. |
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It's 'cause I'm lanky, not 'cause I'm gay, alright? |
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Not 'cause I'm gay. |
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Just 'cause I'm afraid of the snow. |
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Or my favorite color is the rainbow. |
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I don't mean to yell, but I feel I must. |
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'Cause I'm losing the people that I thought I could trust. |
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Because... |
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Even my boyfriend thinks I'm gay... Just kidding. |
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You all probably think I'm gay... |
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Man this song is counter-productive. |
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La la la la la... |
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Because... |
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My whole family thinks I'm gay. |
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What did they know anyway? |
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You gotta look right through the haze. |
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Easy-Bake Oven was just a phase. |
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My whole family thinks I'm queer. |
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That is all I ever hear. |
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But I've been as straight as a ramp, |
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If you don't count Bible camp. |
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Bible camp. |
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I'm not gay I swear. |
