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Uh huh, extra cheese |
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Uh huh, uh huh, save a piece for me |
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Pizza party at your house |
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I went just to check it out |
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Nineteen extra larges |
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What a shame, no one came |
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Just us eatin' all alone |
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You said, 'Take the pizza home |
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No sense lettin' all this go to waste' |
| [00:33.64] |
So then I faced |
| [00:35.09] |
Pizza all day |
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And every day |
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This cheese 'round the clock |
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Is gettin' me blocked |
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And I sure don't care |
| [00:42.33] |
For irregularity |
| [00:45.56] |
Tell me |
| [00:46.96] |
Why'd you have to go and make me so constipated? |
| [00:51.04] |
'Cause right now I'd do anything to just get my bowels evacuated |
| [00:57.00] |
In the bathroom, I sit and I wait and I strain |
| [00:58.79] |
And I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain |
| [01:04.02] |
Oh, should I take laxatives or have my colon irrigated? |
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No, no, no |
| [01:13.37] |
I was feelin' pretty down |
| [01:16.35] |
'Til my girlfriend came around |
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We're just so alike in every way |
| [01:23.33] |
I gotta say |
| [01:24.87] |
In fact, I just thought I might |
| [01:28.14] |
Pop the question there that night |
| [01:30.93] |
I was kissing her so tenderly |
| [01:34.91] |
But woe is me |
| [01:36.50] |
Who would have guessed |
| [01:38.00] |
Her family crest |
| [01:39.24] |
I'd suddenly spy |
| [01:40.66] |
Tattooed on her thigh |
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And son-of-a-gun |
| [01:43.75] |
It's just like the one on me |
| [01:47.18] |
Tell me |
| [01:48.23] |
How was I supposed to know we were both related? |
| [01:52.32] |
Believe me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated |
| [01:58.34] |
What to do now? Should I go ahead and propose |
| [02:02.27] |
And get hitched and have kids with eleven toes |
| [02:05.21] |
And move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated? |
| [02:09.83] |
No, no, no |
| [02:12.50] |
(No no, no no, no no, no no, no no) |
| [02:18.82] |
(No no, no no, no no, no no, no no) |
| [02:23.70] |
I had so much on my mind |
| [02:26.49] |
I thought maybe I'd unwind |
| [02:29.47] |
Try out that new roller coaster ride |
| [02:33.40] |
And the guide |
| [02:35.05] |
Said not to stand |
| [02:36.34] |
But that's a demand |
| [02:37.58] |
That I couldn't meet |
| [02:39.03] |
I got on my feet |
| [02:40.62] |
And stood up instead |
| [02:42.01] |
And knocked off my head, you see |
| [02:45.25] |
Tell me |
| [02:46.68] |
Why'd I have to go and get myself decapitated? |
| [02:51.07] |
This really is a major inconvenience, oh man, I really hate it |
| [02:56.83] |
Such a drag, now can't eat, I can't breathe, I can't snore |
| [03:00.96] |
I can't belch or yodel anymore |
| [03:03.84] |
Can't spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated |
| [03:08.67] |
Oh, no |
| [03:10.01] |
Why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated? |
| [03:13.60] |
(Yeah, yeah) |
| [03:14.50] |
I gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me irritated |
| [03:20.12] |
What a bummer, can't blink, I can't cough, I can't sneeeze |
| [03:24.20] |
But my neck is enjoyin' a pleasant breeze now |
| [03:27.49] |
Haven't been the same since my head and I were separated |
| [03:31.88] |
No, no, no |
