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Pig man! |
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My name’s Dan and I’m a |
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Pig man! |
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Let me show you around the nether |
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Pig man! |
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My name’s Dan and I’m a |
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pigman hanging with my pigman gang, |
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And we’ll be found underground |
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Deep down in the nether, |
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Nether region covered by a |
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brown bit of leather, |
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With a wibble and a wobble |
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through the purple portal, |
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You’re living in a world |
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that will hurt all mortals！ |
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Stay alert, or you’ll hurtle and fall |
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in a gorge and the gore that results will be awful, |
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CAUTION! |
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You better be warned to be cautious, |
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Never snort nether wart in the nether fortress！ |
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Hope you thought to have brought enough torches, |
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This isn’t the sort of resort to be thoughtless, |
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Enduring it will take up all your resources, |
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You could end up on the floor feeling nauseous! |
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Did you fall for us? |
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Of course, this is courtship? |
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No, soz your lordship, |
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I thought we could all kiss. |
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Fed up and we’re bored of you calling us “Porkers”, |
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We’re the pigman! |
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And we’re all frigging gorgeous! |
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Pig man! |
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My name’s Dan and I’m a |
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Pig man! |
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Let me show you around the nether |
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Pig man! |
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My name’s Dan and I’m a |
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pigman hanging with my pigman gang, |
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We’re the Pig men! |
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Live in a den with other |
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Pig men! |
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I consider my friends |
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You’ll find the Pig men! |
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In the obsidian dimension |
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Where the pigmen live in a big pig pen! |
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The other pigmen claim in a clever clogs, |
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So let me tell you all about the other nether mobs, |
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In the nether I wonder wether you’ve ever seen a |
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Wither with a skeleton, With a wither skeleton. |
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Have you ever been aghast at a ghast as it blasts, |
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Burning gas at your ass that could shatter a glass, |
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So attack! |
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And when the thing disappears, |
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It can ac- |
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-tually bring you to tears. |
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Like a sad book or some tragic news, |
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Or perhaps a man hug from a magma cube, |
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I assume that isn’t gonna happen again, |
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Like a baby pig sat on the back of a hen. |
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Be warned of the lust, for chasing the blaze rod, |
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Or you’ll end up more lost than a stray dog, |
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In trouble, lava bubbles like a hot tub of radox, |
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You’re just another name jotted in the case log. |
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Longer than the list of the mobs in this place, |
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There’s plenty more, brought friends to play with, |
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Have you fought twenty blazes, |
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avoided enderman gazes? |
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Attempt to make sense of this empty page, |
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Though the map won’t show how immense this cave is, |
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Like Big Ben! |
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It’s surrounded by pigmen! |
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Oooh! Political! |
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Can you tell what I did then? |
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Pig man! |
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My name’s Dan and I’m a |
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Pig man! |
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Let me show you around the nether |
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Pig man! |
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My name’s Dan and I’m a |
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pigman hanging with my pigman gang, |
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We’re the Pig men! |
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Live in a den with other |
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Pig men! |
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I consider my friends |
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You’ll find the Pig men! |
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In the obsidian dimension |
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Where the pigmen live in a big pig pen! |
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Pig pig men, pig pig men, |
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Pig pig men, piggy pig pig men, |
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Pig pig men, pig pig men, |
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Piggedy piggedy piggedy piggedy pig pig men! |
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作曲 : Dan Bull |
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作词 : Dan Bull |
