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Divorced |
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Beheaded |
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Died |
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Divorced |
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Beheaded |
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Survived |
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And tonight we are... Live! |
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Listen up let me tell you a story |
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A story that you think you've heard before |
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We know you know our names and our fame and our faces |
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Know all about the glories and the disgraces |
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I'm done 'cause all this time, |
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I've been just one word in a stupid rhyme |
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So I picked up a pen and a microphone |
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Histories about to get overthrown. |
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Divorced |
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Beheaded |
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Died |
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Divorced |
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Beheaded |
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Survived |
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But just for you tonight |
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We're divorced, beheaded, live |
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Welcome to the show to the historemix |
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Switching up the flow as we add the prefix |
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Everybody knows that we used to be six wives |
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Raising up the roof 'till we hit the ceiling |
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Get ready for the truth that we'll be revealing |
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Everybody knows that we used to be six wives |
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But now we're... |
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Ex-wives. |
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All you ever hear and read about |
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Is our ex, and the way it ended |
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But a pair doesn't beat a royal flush |
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You're gonna find out how we got unfriended |
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Tonight, we're gonna do ourselves justice, |
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'cause we're taking you to court |
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And every Tudor rose has it's thorns |
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and you're gonna hear 'em live, in consort. |
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Divorced |
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Beheaded |
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Died |
[02:31.638] |
Divorced |
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Beheaded |
[02:33.467] |
Survived |
[02:35.072] |
But just for you tonight |
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We're divorced, beheaded, live |
[02:42.294] |
Welcome to the show to the historemix |
[02:45.645] |
Switching up the flow as we add the prefix |
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Everybody knows that we used to be six wives |
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Dancing to the beat, 'till the break of day |
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Once we're done, we'll start again, like it's the renaissance |
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Everybody knows that we used to be six wives |
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But now we're... |
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Ex-wives |
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Divorced |
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My name is Catherine of Aragon |
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Was married 24 years, |
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I'm a paragon, of royalty |
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My loyalty is to the Vatican |
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So if you try to dump me, |
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you won't try that again |
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Beheaded |
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I'm that Boleyn girl, and I'm up next see |
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I broke England from the church |
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Yeah, I'm that ***y |
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Why did I lose my head? |
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Well my sleeves may be green but my lipstick's red |
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Died |
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Jane Seymour the only one he truly loved |
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Rude! |
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When my son was newly born, I died |
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But I'm not what I seem or am |
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I stick around and you'll suddenly see more. |
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Divorced |
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Ich bin Anna of Cleves, Ja? |
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When he saw my portrait he was like, Ja |
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But I didn't look as good as I did in my pic |
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Funny how we all discus |
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that but never Henry's little... |
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Prick up your ears I'm the Katherine, who lost her head |
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Beheaded |
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For my promiscuity outside of wed |
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Lock up your husbands |
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Lock up your sons |
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K-Howard is here and the fun's begunK· |
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Survived |
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Five down I'm the final wife |
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I saw him to the end of his life |
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I'm the survivor, Catherine Parr |
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I bet you wanna know how I got this far |
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I said, I bet you wanna know how we got this far |
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Do you wanna know how we got this far then... |
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Welcome to the show to the historemix |
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Switching up the flow as we add the prefix |
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Everybody knows that we used to be six wives |
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Get your hands up get this party buzzing |
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You wanna queen bee well there's half a dozen |
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Everybody knows that we used to be six wives |
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But now we're ex-wives |
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One, two, three, four, five...1,2,3,4,5…… |
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Six.6 |