Let’s Generalize About Men

歌名	Let’s Generalize About Men
歌手	Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast
歌手	Rachel Bloom
歌手	Donna Lynne Champlin
歌手	Vella Lovell
歌手	Gabrielle Ruiz
专辑	Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Season 3 (Original Television Soundtrack)

原歌词

[00:00.000]	作曲 : Rachel Bloom/Adam Schlesinger/Jack Dolgen /Aline Brosh McKenna
[00:01.000]	作词 : Rachel Bloom/Adam Schlesinger/Jack Dolgen /Aline Brosh McKenna
[00:14.000]	Right now we’re angry and sad
[00:17.000]	It’s our right to get righteously mad
[00:20.000]	At every member of the opposite ***
[00:22.800]	Oh god, we hate them
[00:25.000]
[00:27.500]	Let’s not distinguish between them at all
[00:31.000]	Let’s just drink a lot more alcohol
[00:34.000]	And then high five each other as we make a bunch of blanket statements
[00:40.500]	Let’s generalize about men
[00:44.000]	Let’s generalize about men
[00:47.000]	Let’s take one bad thing about one man
[00:51.000]	And apply it to all of them
[00:54.500]	Let’s conflate all the guys
[00:56.000]	Let’s generalize about men
[00:59.000]
[01:02.000]	All men are completely repressed
[01:04.800]	Uh-huh
[01:05.800]	All men only want to have ***
[01:08.500]	There are no exceptions, all three billion men are like this
[01:12.800]	All 3.6 billion men
[01:15.500]	All men are emotionally stunned
[01:18.800]	When asked how they feel every man’s always grunted
[01:22.300]	And why do men never listen and only think about themselves,
[01:25.000]	as opposed to women who always listen and never think about themselves
[01:29.000]	Oh, I hear you, girl
[01:30.800]
[01:31.000]	Let’s generalize about men
[01:34.000]	Let’s generalize about men
[01:37.800]	Let’s get super lit, and not admit
[01:41.500]	this is some kind of primal ritual we need now and then
[01:44.800]	Maybe our spirits will rise if we generalize about men
[01:49.300]	All men are stupid and childish
[01:52.000]	Even the ones who are "smart and mature"
[01:55.800]	All every man does every day
[01:58.800]	is watch porn, eat wings, burp, fart, and snore
[02:02.300]
[02:02.800]	Wait, what about gay men?
[02:03.800]	Oh, no, they are fine.
[02:04.800]	Gay men are all really great
[02:08.000]	Every single one
[02:11.000]	They’re never mean, just sassy
[02:13.500]	They’re all completely adorable and fun
[02:18.000]
[02:18.500]	So let’s focus for now on straight men
[02:21.500]	Let’s just generalize about them
[02:24.800]	They’re all monsters.
[02:26.300]	They’re murderers.
[02:27.300]	They’re rapists.
[02:28.300]	Totally.
[02:29.300]	Wait, I have sons!
[02:31.800]	Your sons are gonna be rapists

歌词翻译

[00:14.000]	现在我们既气愤又悲伤
[00:17.000]	正当的愤怒是我们的权力
[00:20.000]	针对另一性别群体中的每个成员
[00:22.800]	天哪，我们恨他们
[00:25.000]
[00:27.500]	别去计较他们之间的区别了
[00:31.000]	再多喝一大堆酒
[00:34.000]	然后相互击掌的同时，作出一系列大而泛的宣言
[00:40.500]	让我们来一概而论男性吧
[00:44.000]	让我们来一概而论男性吧
[00:47.000]	让我们来举出一个男人的一个缺点
[00:51.000]	然后将它推广到所有男人身上
[00:54.500]	让我们将所有男人视为一个整体
[00:56.000]	让我们来一概而论男性吧
[00:59.000]
[01:02.000]	所有男人都完全是压抑的
[01:04.800]	嗯哼
[01:05.800]	所有男人都只想**
[01:08.500]	没有例外，所有三十亿男人都这样
[01:12.800]	所有36亿男人
[01:15.500]	所有男人都不会体悟自己的情绪
[01:18.800]	当问到他们感觉怎么样时，所有男人都只会支支吾吾
[01:22.300]	而且为什么男人从来不倾听并且只会考虑他们自己，
[01:25.000]	相反女人总是倾听并且从来不考虑她们自己
[01:29.000]	就是酱紫！
[01:30.800]
[01:31.000]	让我们来一概而论男性吧
[01:34.000]	让我们来一概而论男性吧
[01:37.800]	让我们喝到超嗨，并且拒不承认
[01:41.500]	这差不多是一种我们时不时需要的原始仪式
[01:44.800]	也许我们的精神能好些，如果我们一概而论男性的话
[01:49.300]	所有男人都愚蠢而幼稚
[01:52.000]	甚至那些“智慧而成熟”的家伙也一样
[01:55.800]	所有男人每天干的事
[01:58.800]	就是看、吃鸡翅、打嗝、和打呼噜！
[02:02.300]
[02:02.800]	等等，那些同*恋男怎么说？
[02:03.800]	哦，他们没问题
[02:04.800]	同*恋男都好棒的
[02:08.000]	每一个都是
[02:11.000]	他们从不刻薄，而是自信稍过
[02:13.500]	他们都是完全可爱而有趣的
[02:18.000]
[02:18.500]	所以现在先让我们关注直男吧
[02:21.500]	让我们只是一概而论他们吧
[02:24.800]	他们都是恶魔。
[02:26.300]	他们是**犯。
[02:27.300]	他们是**犯。
[02:28.300]	绝对的。
[02:29.300]	等等，我有儿子！
[02:31.800]	你儿子将会成为**犯